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哦，恶棍！哦！ -[ManGrunting] - [Woman] Oh, goon! Oh!
你，你在干什么？ What-What-What areyou doing? [ Gasps ]
你弄疼我了！ You're hurting me! [ Crying ]
我不会放过你的！ I'm gonna tell my Bernard ofyou!
你死定了！ You're fucking dead!
Oi! 你给我回来！ Oi! Come back here,you!
Ronnie！ Ronnie!
给我从沙发上起来，快过来！ Get off that couch and come out here!
Ronnie！ Ronnie!
哦，妈的！对不起，我没看到你在那 Oh, shit! Sorry. I didn't see you there.
你住这里吗？ [ Sniffs ] Do you live here?
是啊，很不幸 Yeah, I do, unfortunately.
你认识Louise Clancy吗？ Do you know Louise Clancy?
认识。你是她的朋友？ Yeah. Are you a friend ofhers?
知道她在哪儿吗？ Know where she is?
她在干活 She's at work.
- 她什么时候回来？ - 不知道。7点左右吧 - What time does she get back? - Don't know. About 7:00 or something.
他妈的！ Fuckin' hell.
想进来喝杯茶吗？ Doyou want to come in for a cup oftea?
不要紧吗，亲爱的？你看，只是感冒了 Is that all right with you, love? It's just, you know, cold.
你有什么治头疼的吗？ Listen, haveyou got anything for a headache?
哦，有啊 Ah. Yeah, we have, as it happens.
象扳手之类的？ - Like a monkeywrench or something. - [ Giggles ]
- 这都是些什么？ - What's all this about? - Oh, yeah.
- 哦，是Sandra - 你好，Sandra - That's Sandra, that is. - Hello, Sandra.
这是她的地方，她是他妈的护士 This is her place. She's a fucking nurse.
这是她的内部设计的主意 That's her idea ofinterior design.
哦，是啊，是个骷髅 Oh, yeah, it's a skeleton.
这是她的鸡尾酒柜，全在这里了 And this is her cocktail cabinet and all.
拿着，应该管用 Thereyou go. That should do it.
不，太大了 - No, it's too big. - [ Chuckles ]
- 想喝杯茶吗？ - 好啊 - Doyou want a cup oftea? - Yeah.
你是Louise的男朋友？ So, areyou Louise's boyfriend?
- 不 - 哦，对 - No. - Oh, right.
- 你只是，伙伴之类的？ - 灵长类动物而已 - What, you're just, like, a mate? - Primate.
- 那你肯定有毛病 - 对，我就是 - You must be the missing link then. - Yeah, that's me.
- 你不会告诉我你的名字？ - 不会 - You're not gonna tell meyour name. - No.
- 那我也不会告诉你我的 - 好啊，我们就是陌生人 - I'm not gonna tell you mine neither. - All right. We'll be strangers.
- 你的回飞棒回来了？ - 那不是我的 - Iseeyourboomerang came back then, love. - It's not myfuckin'boomerang.
那些濒危的厚皮类动物模型呢？ What about the old diminishing pachyderm formation there?
也不是，都是Sandra的收藏。 她现在在津巴布韦 No, that's all Sandra 's collection. She 's in Zimbabwe at the moment.
天知道她这次又会带回来什么 And fuck knows what she's gonna bri ng back from there.
乙肝之类的 Polagra or hepatitis " B" or something.
她和她男朋友一起去的 She's with her boyfriend.
Louise怎么样了？ So, how is Louise?
我不知道，我不了解她 就象不了解你一样 I don't know. I don't know her as well as you.
- 和她相处好吗？ - 一起出去过几次 - Do you get on with her? - Well, been out a couple oftimes.
- 她喜欢你吗？ - 我不知道 - Does she likeyou? - [ Scoffs ] I don't know.
你最好问她 You better ask her.
绝大部分人不 Most people don't.
你发现她非常嫉妒你吗？ Doyou find thatshe's at alljealous ofyou?
没有 No.
你认为自己是个快乐的小东西吗？ So - So, would you describe yourself as a happy little person?
是啊，有血有肉 Yeah. I'm the life and soul.
你有没有想过，我的意思是 你不知道... Haveyou everthought, right - I mean,you don't know...
但你可能已经度过了生命中最快乐的时光 but you might already have had the happiest moment in yourwhole fucking life...
剩下的只有疾病和痛苦 and all you've got to look forward to is sickness and purgatory?
哦，妈的！ Oh, shit.
我只是一天混一天罢了 Well, I just live from day to day myself.
我时不时想逃掉一天，知道我的意思吗？ [ Chuckles ] I tend to skip a day now and again. You know what I mean?
我曾经是个狼人（凶人），现在已经改邪归正了！ - [ Chuckles ] - I used to be a werewolf, but I'm all right now! [ Howling ]
你他妈的！我想它们很快乐吧 [ Chuckling ] Fuckin' hell. I bet they're happy, eh?
只知道坐在那里，对着月亮嚎 All they got to do is sit round, howling at the moon.
总比站在那该死的东西上面好 明白我的意思吗？ It's better than standing on the cheesy fucking thing. Know what I mean?
我是说，把那些飞船卫星什么的投上去 I mean, tossing all these satellites and shuttles out into the cosmos.
他们以为下面找不到的在上面又能找到什么？ What do they think they're gonna find up there that they can't find down here?
他们以为他们投得高，就能在上面发现什么？ 遇到留着胡子的猴子？ They think ifthey piss high enough, they're gonna come across the monkey with the beard and the crap ideas?
然后说，“啊，船长，你来了！ And it's, like, "Oh! Thereyou are, captain!
你有点时间吗？我有几个基本的问题想请教” Areyou busy? Because I've got a few fundamental questions foryou."
- 明白吗？ - 明白 - Areyou with me? - Yeah.
面对现实吧，好吗？什么是火箭？ 'Cause let's face it, right? What are rockets?
只是一根金属的大家伙 I mean, they're just big, metal pricks.
你知道，那些胡须佬才不满足只干地球呢 You know, I mean, the bastards aren't satisfied with fucking the Earth up.
- 他们还想干太空 - 告诉我点什么，亲爱的 - They've gotta fuck space and all. - T ell me something, love.
你明白你对哺乳类动物、 Are you aware of the effect...
曼彻斯特人、二维空间 you have on the average mammalian, Mancunian...
以及奴役物种的雄性 X-Y'ly chromosome, slavering...
有什么影响吗？ Iusty male member ofthe species?
哦，是啊 Uh... yeah.
我这么想过 I thought so.
- 你想今天和我共进晚餐吗？ - 不想 - Would you like to have dinnerwith me tonight? - No.
- 你觉得女人喜欢被强奸吗？ - 你很喜欢说话，不是吗？ - Doyou thinkwomen like being raped? - You talk a lot, don'tyou?
你喜欢日本菜吗？ Doyou likeJapanese food?
听着，我和你说过了，我不感兴趣。行了吗？ Look, I've told you, I'm not interested. All right?
- 可以请你重点吗？ - 可以 - Could I have that a touch harder, please? - Yes.
还好吗？自己玩得很开心啊？ All right? Enjoying yourself, are you?
-事实上，很开心！ - I'm having a great time, actually. - [ Both Laughing ]
- 他妈的！ - 很友好啊！ - Bloody hell. - Ah, friendly.
你在这里干什么？脏得象狗屎一样 What areyou doing here? You look like shit.
只是想躺得舒服点 Just trying to blend in with the surroundings.
口臭，口臭，口臭！ ~ Halitosis, halitosis, halitosis ~
- 不敢相信你居然在这里 - 我不在这里 - I can't believeyou're here. - I'm not here.
告诉你，亲爱的。你这里棒极了 I tell you what. It's a crackin' placeyou got, love.
- 好啊，很高兴你喜欢这 - 不，我只是说反话而已 - Good. I'm glad you like it. - No, I was being sarcastic.
为什么不告诉我你要来？我可以去火车站接你 Why didn'tyou tell meyou were coming? I would have metyou offthe train.
- 我不是坐火车来的 - 那可以去汽车站接 - I didn't come on the fucking train. - Offthe bus then.
- 我也不是坐汽车来的 - 那你怎么来的？ - I didn't come on the bus either. - So how did you get here then?
基本上，本来只是个小粒子 粒子爆炸了 Well, basically, there was this little dot, right, and the dot went bang...
越爆越大，能量产生了物质 and the bang expanded - energy formed into matter.
物质冷却，物质存活，阿米巴变成了鱼 鱼变成家禽 Matter cooled, matter lived, the amoeba to fish, the fish to fowl...
家禽变成蛙类，蛙类变成哺乳动物 哺乳动物变成猴子，猴子变成人 the fowl to froggy, the froggy to mammal, the mammal to monkey, the monkey to man.
仇恨，赎罪，纪念品，终极 Amo, amas, amat. Quidpro quo. Memento mori. Ad infinitum.
洒点奶酪碎屑到烤架上，直到世界末日 Sprinkle on a little bit of grated cheese and leave under the grill till doomsday.
- 我看你一点都没变 - 他真他妈是个天才 - I see you haven't changed. - He's a fuckin' genius, this geezer.
-我猜你认识我疯疯癫癫的朋友Sophie了 I take ityou met mywicky-wacky friend Sophie.
哦，不。事实上，我们还没有正式介绍过 不是吗，亲爱的？ Oh, no. Actually, we haven't been formally introduced. Have we, love?
- 不。 - 不，我们已经坐在这里 尴尬地沉默了一下午了 - No. - No, we've been sat here in embarrassing silence all afternoon.
- 你好吗？ - 好得不得了 - So, how areyou? - Peachy creamy.
真的吗？我很高兴 Areyou really? I'm very pleased.
那，工作怎么样？ So, how's, um - [ Gagging ] work?
- 还行 - “还行”？ - 还行 - It's all right. - "It's all right." - It's all right.
- 如你希望的那样吗？ - 是的 - Is it everything you hoped it would be? - Yeah.
你希望是什么样的？ What did you hope it would be?
我很抱歉，你看到了吗？ I'm so- I'm sorry. Did you get that?
一切如她所愿，她却完全不知道 自己需要什么 It's everythingshe hopedit wouldbe, butshe doesn't fucking know what she hoped it would be.
哦，顺便说一句，谢谢你给我这个 Oh, and by the way, thankyou for this.
你到底在干什么？ I mean, are you taking a piss or what?
“Johnny，我的地址是...” "So,Johnny, my address is" -
我很感动 [ Grunting ] I'm touched.
- 你为什么要来？ - 哦，你看不出来吗？ - Why haveyou come? - Oh, can you tell from there?
要喝杯茶吗？ -[Sophie Giggling] - Doyou want a cup oftea?
我要啊！你可真大方 你是伦敦佬吗？ I'd love a cup oftea! You're fucking generous, you Cockneys, aren't ya?
- Sophie? - 嗯，要 - Sophie? - Oh, yeah. Ta.
- 你妈妈好吗？ - 好，你妈妈呢？还在接树枝？ - How's your mum? - Fine. How's yours? Still pulling pints?
她死了，不过还很好 She's dead. She's still a good fuck though.
- 我是说，物价有点离谱 I mean, the rates are a bit extortionate...
不过作为儿子，我还是到处有点折扣的 but I do get a discount what with being the son and everything.
很明显，不是什么都可以干的 Apparently, you shouldn't stick anything up your cunt that you can't put in your mouth.
给我们那个杯子 - Give us that mug. - [ Giggling ]
我可以穿你的大衣吗，Johnny？ [ Sniffles ] Can I tryyour coat on,Johnny?
可以 Yeah.
那你还好吗？有交朋友吗？ Sowhatyou been up to? Haveyou seen anybody?
你有交朋友吗？ Haveyou seen anybody?
有和曼彻斯特来的什么人聊过吗？ Haveyouspoken to anybody from Manchester?
有，和June通过几次电话 Yeah, I phonedJune a couple oftimes.
June对你说的话感兴趣吗？ And was June interested in whatyou had to say?
我操！我在坟墓里见的都比现在多 Fucki n' hel l. I 've seen more I ife i n an open grave.
- 来吧！ - 什么？ - 什么？ - Come on! - What? - What!
- 你见到我好像不是很高兴 - 我很高兴！ - You don't seem very pleased to see me. - I am pleased to see ya!
你现在高人一等？在劣质大公司里找了个时髦工作了不起？ You too good for us? Now you've got yourself a posh job in the big "shitty."
- 我和她就是一文不值的？ - 就是 - Me andherare on the fucking dole. - Right.
- 你有事业。你为此高兴？ - 是啊 - 你确定？ - You're a career girl. You happywith that? - Yeah. - Are you sure?
- 是啊 - 我很高兴 - Yeah. - I'm delighted!
你想要点这个吗，Johnny? - Do you want some ofthis,Johnny? -[JohnnyChuckles ]
我操！你想拿我怎么样？ Fuckin' hell, love. What areyou trying to do to me?
好了，我要回房间去了 你想看看吗，Johnny？ Right. Well, I'm going up to my room. Doyou want to see it,Johnny?
值得吗？有什么值得一看吗？ Is it worth the bother? Is there anything worth seeing?
你为什么不来看看？又不远 Why don't you come and find out? It's not very far.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry about this.
是的 Yeah.
走，走 Oh, move, move.
- 你在哪？ - 我在这 - Where are you? - I'm in here.
哦，很漂亮 Oh, it's de-lovely.
我看到了，上面有天花板，下面有地板 Iseeyou've got a ceiling at the top with a floor on the lowerlevel...
四面都有墙 and a wall at either side.
只有个单人床。可怜，真的 And only a single bed. Sad, really.
- 你的胸脯很漂亮 - 你是说'咪咪'吗？ - You've got wonderful breasts. - Don't you mean "tits"?
它们大小一样吗？还是一个大点一个小点？ Are theyboth the same size, oris one biggerthan the other?
我不知道，你要量量吗？ I don't know. Do you want to weigh them?
- 这是建议吗？ - 不，是威胁 - Is that a proposition? - No, it's a threat.
你有钱吗？ Are you rich?
生命就是为了享受 Life is for enjoying.
家庭呢？有兄弟姐妹吗？ What about a family? Haveyou got anybrothers orsisters?
我试图忘记 I try not to remember.
你性生活很失败吧？ - You're sexually frustrated, aren't you? - [ Snickers, Giggles ]
- 有什么好笑的？ - 你是个女权主义者吧 - What's funny? - Are you a feminist?
- 不 - 你喜欢干吗？ - No. - Do you like fucking?
- 你喜欢手淫吗？ - 搞我自己可不干 - Doyou like wanking? - Not on my own, no.
-你身上这个是个鸟类记号 [ Chuckles ] That's a very ornithological mutilation you've got there, love.
是我氏族的起源 That's my tribal initiation.
真的吗？ Is it really?
- 真牛！ - 我想我背都要弄断了 -That was fuckin' athletic, thatwas. - I think I ruptured my chakras.
你这件衣服有说明书吗？ [ Scoffs ] Is there an instruction manual forthis garb?
没有，是智商测验 No. It's an intelligence test.
那这是什么？一个小扣子，缩结 Now, what is this? A granny, a sheepshank...
还是暗扣 or the infamous round turn and two halfhitches...
象《伊齐基尔》书里说的那样？ as mentioned in the Book of Ezekiel?
- 你弄完了吗？ - 还没开始干呢！ - Areyou finished? - Hardly fuckin' begun.
我只是想到达新的难度了 It's just I think I'm gonna get into difficulties when I reach the hippie shit up here.
- 你知道我的意思吗？ - 嗯，你走的是楼梯 - You knowwhat I mean? - Yeah. Well, you've tried the stairs.
我想你应该坐电梯 I thinkwe should take the escalator.
果真简单 Simple really.
- 就这样 - 谢谢你的乳房 - So is this. - [ Chuckles ] Thanks for the mammaries.
你可以让她帮我叫计程车吗？ Could you ask her to order me a taxi, please?
- 这太令人失望了 - 你不喜欢被拒绝吧，Jeremy？ - This is terribly disappointing. - You don't like rejection, doyou,Jeremy?
- 我们可以叫部计程车吗？ - 没问题，先生 - Could we have a taxi, please? - No problem... sir.
哦！ Whee!
真的很舒服 It's really cozy, this.
你会让我再来吗，Jerry？ Will you let me come again,Jerry?
你真是该死的英俊 You're dead handsome, you know.
你是做什么的？ Whatwork doyou do?
我是个舞蹈演员，实际上 I'm a dancer, actually.
你不想知道我的名字吗？ Don'tyou wanna know me name?
我叫Giselle It's Giselle.
你结婚了吗？ Areyou married?
什么？ - [ Snickers, Giggles ] - What?
吻我 Kiss me.
哦，不要。真讨厌 Oh, don't. It's yucky!
弄开它！ Get it off!. [ Laughs ]
你高兴我来了吗？ Areyou glad I came?
你在做什么？弄开它！ What areyou doing? Get offme!
你弄疼我了 [ Gasping, Screaming ] You're hurting me!
- 你想过自杀吗？ - 没有 - Haveyou everthought of committing suicide? - No.
我40岁生日那天会自杀 I'm going to commit suicide on my 40th birthday...
如果我还活着的话 ifI'm still around.
- 为什么？ - 我不想变老 - Why? - I don't want to be old.
- 你想吗？ - Doyou? - [Whimpers ]
哦，天哪 [Trembling ] Oh, God.
- 努力工作 - 谢谢，我会的 - Oh. Have a fag. -Yeah, thanks. I will.
你在读什么？ What areyou reading?
你他妈的不要在我四周转来转去可以吗？ 我要集中注意力 Will you stop fucking about and fidgeting in my peripherals? I'm trying to concentrate.
她的腰很细，Sophie，不是吗？ She's got a very little waist, Sophie, ain't she?
她的奶子也很小 She's got little tits and all.
- 你不冷吗？ - 我在读蝴蝶效应 - Areyou not cold? - I'm reading about the butterfly effect.
什么是蝴蝶效应？ What's the butterfly effect?
每一次东京上空的一只蝴蝶扇动翅膀 Every time a butterfly flaps its wings in Tokyo...
索尔福德就会打雷闪电 this old granny in Salford gets a bilious attack.
那索尔福德的蝴蝶扇动翅膀会怎样？ What happens if a butterfly flaps its wings in Salford?
- 问题不在于此 - 哦，不是吗？ - That's not the point. - Oh, is it not?
- 你到伦敦做什么, Johnny？ - 你在伦敦做什么 - What areyou doing in London,Johnny? - What areyou doing in London?
- 我和你说过的 - 你什么都没说 - I've toldyou what I'm doing in London. - You've told me nothing.
- 上次我见到你时，你告诉我... - 操，我们生下来就结了怨骂？ - The last time I sawyou, I told you - - Fuckin' hell! Wereyou born irritatin'?
你下楼来到底要干吗？ What have you come downstairs for anyway?
我开着窗睡着了，我很冷，就下来了 I fell asleep with the window open. I was cold. I came down.
我要去撒尿，泡了茶，我在这里，可以吗？ I had to pee. I've made some tea. I'm here. All right?
- 这是什么，最伟大的故事吗？ - 我住在这里 - What's that, the greatest story ever told? - I live here.
发生什么事了？你在曼彻斯特闷了吗？ So what happened? Wereyou bored in Manchester?
我闷了吗？没有，一点都不闷，从来没有 Was I bored? No, I wasn't fuckin' bored. I'm never bored.
每个人都会这样，你也是 That's the trouble with everybody. You're allso bored.
你的天性是这样，就觉得闷了 You've had nature explained to you, and you're bored with it.
你有个活着的肉体这样，就觉得闷了 You've had the living body explained to you, and you're bored with it.
你有个宇宙这样，就觉得闷了 You've had the universe explained toyou, and you're bored with it.
现在你只是想要点廉价的刺激，足够多的 So nowyou just want cheap thrills and plenty of'em...
无所谓它们多俗气和无聊 and it don't matter how tawdry orvacuous they are as long as it's new...
只要是新鲜的，只要五颜六色闪亮闪亮的就好 as long as it's new, as long as it flashes and fucking bleeps in 40 different colors.
不管你怎么说我都成，反正我不闷 Well, whatever elseyou can sayabout me, I'm not fuckin'bored.
是的，好吧 Yeah. All right.
你怎么样？ So how's it all going foryou?
实际上，有点闷 It's a bit boring, actually.
你过得不开心？ You're not enjoying yourself?
认识很多朋友吗？ Haveyou made manyfriends?
不 No.
你有个高脚杯什么的吗？ 因为我的心在流血 Have you got a goblet or something, because me heart's bleedin'.
你什么时候回曼城去？ When areyou going back to Manchester?
- 你什么时候回去？ - 我不会回去的 - When are you going back to Manchester? - I'm not going back.
- 为什么不？ - 你知道的 - Whynot? - You know why not.
我知道？ Do I?
我想你曾说过永远不想再见我了 I thought you said you never wanted to see me again.
我确实不想再见你了 你可以滚回楼上去了吗？ I don't everwant to seeyou again. So will you fuck offback upstairs?
- Johnny，你为什么这么混蛋？ - 有样学样 - Why areyou such a bastard,Johnny? - [ Coughs ] Monkey see, monkey do.
什么意思 - What does that mean? - [ Coughing ]
- 该死的咳嗽 - 也许有只蝴蝶扇了翅膀 - Oh, this fucking cough. - A butterfly must have flapped its wings.
你不应该去干活了吗？ So have you got to get up forwork now, yeah?
不，还太早了 No. It's too early.
我要回到床上去 I'm going back to bed.
她是个佛教徒吗？这个护士 So is she, uh, a Buddhist or something, this nurse?
不，她是天主教徒 No, she's a Catholic.
那她搞个胖和尚在屋里干嘛？ What's she doing with the old fat chap in the house then?
- 我不知道，也许她觉得好玩吧 I don't know. I thinkshe fancies him orsomething.
Louise是个天主教徒，你知道吗？ Louise is a Catholic. Did you know that?
- 她不是，是吗？ - 我操！ - She's not, is she? - Oh, fuckin' hell!
你知道对我来说人体最可怕的是什么？ You know what frightens me about the human body?
什么？ What?
就好像，整个宇宙最复杂的机体 Well, it's like the, uh, most sophisticated mechanism in the entire universe...
却如此安静，不是吗？ and yet it's so fuckin' quiet, isn't it?
- 明白我的意思吗？ - 不知道，我的身体有足够的噪音 - Know what I mean? - Don't know. Mine makes enough noise.
就象这个湿湿的，粉红色的工厂 It's like this, uh, wet, pink factory.
他们到底在生产什么？有产品吗？ What the fuck are they making in there? I mean, what's the product?
从来没见过什么运输车进进出出，不是吗？ You never see no delivery trucks coming or going, doyou?
- 我本来能成为医生的 - 你想检查我吗？ - I could have been a doctor. - Doyou wanna examine me?
- 你不相信我？ - 你说啥我都信 - You don't believe me, doyou? - I believe everything you say.
- 我心理学得过A - 扯谈 - I've got "A" level psychology. - You haven't.
“人的决心总是早上最强，晚上最弱” "Resolve is never stronger than in the morning after the night it was neverweaker."
- 你觉得呢？ - 被臭骂了一天 - What doyou think ofthat? - It's a load ofbollocks.
我也想过 I thought ofthat.
- 你不同意吗？ - 不知道 - Doyou not agreewith it? - Don't know.
那是因为你根本没认真听，不是吗？ Well, that's 'causeyou weren't fuckin' listening, wereyou?
这是什么？测试还是什么？ What's this? A test or something?
不要，不要 - Don't. Stop it. - [ Laughing ]
拿开，不要！ Just pack it in. Stop it!
就这么到处逛逛 Keep buggering about.
- Johnny，让我给你买块表 - 可以安静点吗？ - Let me get a watch,Johnny. - Will you keep still?
- 看，你可以给我买块表 - 不想要他妈的表 - Look, you can get me a watch. - Don't want a fucking watch.
我真的喜欢你，Johnny I really likeyou,Johnny.
你不了解我 You don't know me.
我想我了解 I think I do.
- 操，但你不了解 - 胡扯！ - Butyou don't fucking know me! - Oh, shit!
你他妈的！ Fucking hell!
- 你还喜欢我？ - 我爱你 - You still like me? - I loveyou.
- 什么？ - 我爱上你了，Johnny - What? - I'm in love with you,Johnny.
不要笑，我认真的 - [ Chuckles ] - Don't laugh. I'm serious.
我理解你，Johnny，真的 [ Cries ] I understand you,Johnny. I do.
Johnny！不！不！ Johnny! No! No!
Johnny！ Johnny! [ Gasping ]
Halpern先生，你好 Ta-ra, Mr. Halpern.
怎么回事？怎么了？ What's the matter? What's going on?
我怎么知道 Fucked ifl know.
我太老了 I'm too old for all this.
我们干嘛不出去？喝点什么？ Why don't we go out? Go out for a drink or somethin'?
你干吗不出去喝点什么？ Why don't you go out? Go for a drink or somethin'.
因为我想和你一起去 'Cause I want to go out with you.
这好看吗？ Is this good?
你在干什么？你去哪？ What areyou doing? Where areyou going?
- 我很冷 - Johnny，我只是 - I'm cold. -Johnny, I just -
放开我 Get off of me.
你有没有过被人跟踪的感觉？ How - Doyou ever get the feeling thatyou're being followed?
看，你不能让我一个人，给我点空间？ Look, will you just leave me alone, give me a bit of room or something?
我操！ Fucking hell!
Johnny！Johnny！ Johnny!Johnny!
这是干什么？你在玩什么？ What's all that about? What areyou playin' at?
- 你去哪，Johnny？ - 别管我 - Where areyou going,Johnny? - Offmy head.
- 我也要去 - 不，不行 - 我要和你一起去 - I'm coming with you. - No, you're not. - I want to come with you!
你不要跟着我！ Don'tyou fucking come with me!
- 你会回来吗？ - 回来干嘛？ - Areyou comin' back? - What the fuck for?
Maggie！ Maggie!
- 怎么了？ -[Spits ] - You all right there, chief?
- 丢了什么人吗？ - 嗯？ - Have you lost somebody? - Yeah?
- 你在找人？ - 你他妈的！ - Are you looking for somebody? - [ Heavy Scottish Accent ] Fuck off, cunt!
- 有烟吗？ - 有啊 - Got a fag? - Yes, thanks.
- 是啊，我有 - 给我根 - Yeah, I got one. - Giz one.
- 请 - 什么？ - Please. - What?
- 说“请” - 他妈的给我，来吧，先生 - Say please. -Just fucking giz one. Come on, mister.
你这方式不错，有人告诉过你吗？ You've got a lovelyway aboutyou. Has anybody ever told you that?
“谢谢”， 不用谢 "Thankyou." It's all right.
Maggie！ [ Spits ] Maggie!
- 她走了 - 嗯？ - She's gone, mate. - Eh?
那些日子过去了 Those days are over.
你见过一个姑娘在附近吗？ Haveyou seen a lassie wandering about here?
- 什么？ - 一个姑娘，黑头发，黑牛仔裤 - What? - A lassie - black hair, blue jeans.
我见到一只牧羊犬从这儿走到火那里去 I saw a little border collie padding off down there towards the fire.
啊？ - Yeah? - [ Chuckles ]
- 你丢了你马子吗？ - 你见过她吗？ - Haveyou lostyour bird or something? - Aye. Haveyou seen her?
黑头发的 Black hair.
- 没有 - 操！ - No. - Fuckin' hell!
蠢女人，走了，走丢了 Stupid fuckin' cunt's gone and got lost.
- 你是从苏格兰来的？ - 啊？ - Areyou from Scotland? - Uh?
- 你是苏格兰人？ - 是的 - Areyou Scots? - Aye.
- 那里怎么样？ - 他妈的婊子，看我不揍死她 - What's it like up there? - Fucking shite. I'll kick her fanny, man.
- 你梦见过苏格兰吗？ - 啊？ - Doyou dream in Scotch? - Uh?
例如，有没有梦见过投棒比赛、羊心大餐（苏格兰特产）？ Like, dream about sporran-clad, caber-tossing haggis...
在郁郁葱葱的山谷里奔跑？ galloping over porridge-covered glens?
他妈的胡扯什么！ Fucking shite!
我曾经读过那些灵格风的小套装 “苏格兰语半月速成”之类的 I sent offfor one ofthose little Linguaphone packages - "Talk Shite in a Fortnight."
很不错，只是我还没有完全掌握级物动词 It's all going verywell. I haven't quite got the hang ofthe transitiveverbs yet.
你他妈闭嘴好吗？ Will you fuckin' shut it? [ Coughing ]
- 你干吗来这？ - 啊？ - So, whatyou doin' down here? - Eh?
你为什么到伦敦来，菩提祖师？ Why areyou here in London, old Bodhi Dharma?
把我老爸弄伤了 -[Siren Wailing] - Put my old man in hospital.
- 你爸爸？ - 是啊 - Your dad? - Aye.
- 你怎么做的？ - 用拨火棍打破了他的头 - How did you do that then? - Cracked him on the nut with a poker.
- 为什么？ - 他自找的！ - What for? - He was fuckin' asking for it!
- Maggie！ - 那，他不好吗？ - Maggie! - So, what, is he in a bad way?
绝对是，坏透了 Fuckin' right. He's half dead.
- 你妈妈怎么看？ - 她发疯了 - What does your mum think about it? - She's offher fuckin' nut.
- 那你是跑出来的？ - 是啊 - So, you're, like, on the run, yeah? - Aye.
- 我也是 - 是吗？警察在追你？是吗？ - Yeah, me too. - Yeah? The cops afteryou? Yeah?
- 告诉我点什么好吗？ - 啊？ - Can you tell me something, jock? - What?
- 那到底是什么？ - 啊？ - What's all that about? - Eh?
你那高地特征的晃动，你意识到了吗？ That - the old Highland fling there. You knowyou're doing that?
- 什么？ - 那个，一下下的 - What? - That -you know, " and for my next tick" -
你看，又是了。不是我想象出来的 That. Look, it - it just happened again. I'm not imagining it.
- 你他妈的，啊？ - 你时不时地起高腔，"Maggie！" - Fuck off, eh? - You do that in the sack, with the old tick, spit - "Maggie!"
一定不他妈爽吧。你有毛病啊？ - Must be a great fucking shag. - Areyou taking a piss?
- 我操，你闭嘴！ - 过来，混蛋 - You're fucking giving it away, aren'tya? - Fucking come on, cunt!
- 我如果是你会怎么样了？ - 啊？ - What's it like being you? - Eh?
- 兴奋过头？ - 操你妈！ - A bit hectic? - Fuck off, poof!.
你相信自我实现的预言吗？ Doyou believe in self-fulfilling prophecy?
啊？ - Eh? - [ Chuckles ]
就象，占卜 You know, like Nostradamus.
他是16世纪的星象学家 He was, like, this 1 6th-century astrologer...
写了一首叫做“希斯特伍入侵波兰”的四行诗 and he wrote in one ofhis quatrains that this goon called Histerwould invade Poland.
希特勒读了，就想，“希斯特，希斯特” So Hitler reads that and thinks, "Hister, Hitler.
一定是指我了，于是就入侵了波兰 Must mean me," and invades Poland.
所以当那家伙预言1999年是世界末日的时候 Sowhen the guy prophesied that theworld would end in 1 999, which he did...
真的我们会因为相信天启 does that therefore mean that we're fulfilling the prophecy...
而自己实现这个预言吗？ by precipitating the Apocalypse?
- 你懂吗？ - 什么？ - You with me? - What?
你相信1999世界会终结吗？ You think the world will end in 1 999?
听着，你怎么看这个？ Listen, mate, what doyou think ofthis?
你干吗不再四处走走，找找那个小姑娘 而我在这里等？ Why don'tyou go have a littlewander around and go lookforthewee lassie, and I'll wait here?
- 如果她转回来，我就让她在这等你回来 - 啊？ - Ifshe turns up, I'll keep her here until you get back. - Aye?
- 怎么样？ - 你会在这里？ - How does that grabya? - You gonna be here, eh?
- 是啊 - 好。如果她回来... - Yeah. - Right. If she gets back, right...
告诉她给我在这儿等着 tell her to fucking wait here till I get back.
如果她回来，帮我揍她一顿，好吧？ If she wanders off, knock her out. You slap her good for me, right?
- 行，我会把她绑起来的 - 好 - Yeah, I'll tie her up. - Aye.
- 你会在这的？ - 会。她叫什么名字来着？ - You gonna be here, eh? - Yeah. Oh, listen. What's her name again?
- Maggie - 哦，对 - Maggie. - [ Chuckles ] Oh, yeah.
我马上就回来 Be back in a minute, right?
对不起 Excuse me, love.
你好！ Hello!
- 你是Maggie吗？ - 去你妈的 - Areyou Maggie? - Piss off!.
- 哦，你是Maggie - 什么？ - Oh, you're Maggie. - What?
- 你是叫Maggie吗？ - 你怎么知道的？ - Is your name Maggie? - How'd you ken that?
只是预感。你在找个坏脾气的小矮子？ It's just a hunch. Areyou looking for the, uh, petulant dwarf?
- 啊？ - （德语） - Eh? -Sprechen Sie Deutsches?
- Archie! - 对了，就那个家伙 - Archie! - Yeah, th - that's the fella.
他要我在这里等你 你叫Maggie，他叫Archie，我什么都不是 I was told to wait here foryou. You're Maggie, he's Archie, I'm nobody.
- 他过去找你了 - 什么，你见过他？ - He's gone offlooking foryou, love. - What, you've seen him?
你过来坐在这里好吗？ Look, would you just come and sit over here now?
去你妈的，你这个臭虫！ - Fuck off, you dirty cunt. - [ Chuckles ]
我知道我已经几年没洗澡了 但没有必要伤害我的感情 I know I've not had a bath for a good few seasons, but there's no need to hurt my feelings.
他很快就会回来 He'll be back in a minute.
- 什么，他来过这里？ - 是的，来过这里 - What, he's been here? - He's been here, he's been there.
他在那店子附近到处找你 He's been all over the fuckin' shop.
- 他身上有伤疤吗？ - 肩膀上有好大一块 - Did he have the chips with him? - He had a huge one on his shoulder.
- 操！ - 过来吧，不用找了 - Fuckin' wee radge! - Come on. No need to knock theyoung lad.
他是苏格拉底辩论的理想辩手 He's a wonderful exponent ofthe old Socratic debate.
听着，亲爱的 我有个好主意 Listen, love, I've got this great idea.
你干吗不转转，也许可以找到他？ Why don'tyou have a little wander round, see ifyou can find the wee lad?
我会在这等着，如果他回来 就让他在这里等着 I'll wait here. And ifhe turns up, I'll keep him here till you get back.
他妈的肚子好饿 I'm fucking starvin'.
- 你想吃点什么吗？ - 他所有钱都拿着 - Doyou wanna get something to eat? - He's got all the money, hasn't he?
- 谁？那家伙？ - 嗯 - Who, laughing boy? - Aye.
- 我身上有几毛钱 - 如果他回来我们不在怎么办？ - Well, I've got a few bob on me. - What ifhe comes back and we're no here?
- 我们给他留张条 - 他不会读的 - We'll leave him a note. - He won't be able to read it.
我们可以call他，来吧 Well, we'll get him on his bleeper. Come on.
你感到那些震动了吗？ Can you feel all those vibrations?
没有 No.
站在那儿别动，试图从脚底感觉 Just stand still a minute, love. Try and feel it through your feet.
不觉得那些震动，摇摆一直传到骨头里吗？ Doyou not get all those tremblings and mumblings coming up through your bones?
不，不觉得 Not really, no.
你没有感觉，好像有完全另一个世界在这下面吗？ Doyou not get, like, a sense of, like, a whole otherworld underneath all this?
就象，伦敦的内脏 You know, like, the guts of London?
有地下铁和所有一切，城市的内脏 What with all the tube trains and everything, the city's viscera...
他妈的地下管道，沟渠... and the subterranean fucking fistulas and conduits and colons...
地牢、坟墓和其他种种 and bunkers and dungeons and tombs and all that.
就象下水道吗？ What, about hell and the sewers, like?
不管你在伦敦的哪个地方，周围30英尺就有一只老鼠 You know that whereveryou are in London, you're only 30 feet away from a rat.
- 啊 - 这不令你害怕吗？ - 不 - Aye. - Does that freakyou out? - No.
- 你相信地狱吗？ - 嗯 - Do you believe in hell? - Aye.
- 你相信魔鬼了？ - 嗯 - So do you believe in the devil? - Aye.
- 你觉得魔鬼应该是什么样的？ - 长得象那样，对吗？ - What do you think he looks like? - He looks like that, doesn't he?
什么？一个粉红头发的裸体怪物？ [ Chuckles ] What, a little nudist homonculus with a pink quiff?
- 不，他应该像条蛇 - 让我们看看 - No, he looks like a snake. - Let's have a look at that.
- 是Archie，对吗？ - 是我的护身符 - It's Archie, isn't it? - It's my good luck charm.
- 有给你带来好运吗？ - 没有 - Has it broughtyou much? - Has it fuck.
- 你迷信吗？ - 不 - Areyou superstitious? - No.
那你带护身符干吗？ What doyou wear a good luck charm for then?
我们到底是不是去吃东西？ Are we gonna get something to eat orwhat?
你见过死人吗？ Haveyou ever seen a dead body?
只见过我自己的 Only me own.
你晚上睡觉的时候想些什么？ Where was you thinking of sleeping tonight?
- 不知道 - 你昨晚在哪里睡的？ - Don't know. - Where did you kip down last night?
- 在公园 - 不冷吗？ - In the park. - Was that not cold?
冷 Aye.
你睡觉的时候想些什么？ Where areyou thinking ofsleeping, like?
想到什么是什么 Wherever I drop.
- 你多大了？ - 23 - How old areyou, love? - Twenty-three.
- 你爸妈知道你在这里吗？ - 不知道 - Doyour mum and dad knowyou're down here? - No.
- 那他们不会担心吗？ - 不会 - Will they not be worried aboutyou? - No.
你多大了？ How old areyou, like?
- 你觉得我有多大？ - 大概40吧 - How old doyou think I am? - About 40.
- 我27 - 操！ - I'm 27. - Oh, get the fuck.
- 你他妈去哪里呢？ - 你他妈去哪里呢？ - Where the fuck haveyou been? - Where the fuck have you been?
- 啊？ - 我一直在等你 - Eh? - I've been waitin' on you!
- 你他妈现在去哪里呢？ - 你钱都拿着 - What the fuckyou been doin' now? - You've got all the money!
- 我他妈到处找你！ - 我和他在一起 - I've been fucking looking all over forya! - Well, I was with him.
- 什么？你，操！ - 我操他 - What doyou - Fuck! - I was fucking with him!
- 婊子！ - 操，问他！ - Daft cunt. - Fuckin' ask him!
- 我操！ - 你问他！ - Fuck off!. - Fuckin' ask him!
- 你这婊子！ - Fuckin' daft bitch! Eh? - Where's my chips?
他妈的这么多年了！ - That was fuckin' years ago. - [ Maggie Shouting ]
不要靠近我！ - Fucking here areyour fucking chips! - Don't come near me!
婊子！ Fucking cunt!
他弄疼你了吗？ Did he hurtyou?
什么意思？ What doyou mean?
当你们做爱的时候 You know, when you were fucking.
为什么？他弄疼你了吗？ Why? Did he hurtyou?
你觉得你们绝配吗？ Doyou thinkyou were made for each other?
- 我们交往过一年 - 一年？ - Well, we went out for a year. - Ayear?
操，给我一年！ Fucking hell, give me a year!
你曾经感觉超越过自己吗？ [ Sighs ] Doyou ever feel like topping yourself?
- 哦，天哪。我希望我在家 - 很高兴我不在 - Oh, God. I wish I was at home. - Glad I'm not.
不是说和我父母在一起，只是想曼城了 Yeah, well, I don't mean with me mum and dad. I just mean in Manchester.
- 你估计会和这里不一样？ - 是啊，有人和你说话 - You reckon it's different there, doyou? - Yeah. People talked toyou.
- 我在和你说话 - 是啊，不过全是胡扯 - Well, I'm talking toyou. - Yeah, butyou talk a pile ofshit.
和你在哪里没有关系 也许和Sandra在津巴布韦 Doesn't matterwhereyou are anyway. Might as well be in Zimbabwewith Sandra.
她回来以前你会打扫一下吗？ Areyou gonna do anywashing up before she gets back?
是啊，当然 她什么时候回来？ Yeah, of course I am. When is she getting back?
星期天 Sunday.
他妈的还有4天，不是吗？ Well, it's four fucking days away, innit?
（歌词） "Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor harken unto him...
失去了我的地方 Lost me place now.
你为什么这样对我？ Fuckin' hell. Why hast thou forsaken me?
混蛋 Bastard.
嗯 Hmm.
就是这样吗？你踱完你的规范步了？ Is that it now then? Areyou through with the regulation pacing?
准备开始你志得意满的讽刺了？ Areyou all set to deploythe fatuous sarcasm?
我会把你打成那样的 Well, I've beaten you to it.
你想要薄荷吗？ Would you like a mint?
什么，新制度吗？给犯人一个薄荷醇？ What's this, a new policy? Ply the culpritwith menthol?
特强的 Extra strong.
我今晚吃了四盒了 I get through four packets ofthese a night.
你要小心点。我可不想要你的限量薄荷 You want to be careful, don'tyou? I don't wantyour poxy mint.
哦，有得有失 Oh. Waste not, want not.
还有什么陈词滥调？ And other cliches.
不过都是实话，否则就不是陈词滥调了 Ah, but a cliche is full oftruth, otherwise it wouldn't be a cliche.
这也是一句 Which is in itselfa cliche.
- 告诉我，读过何西阿（希伯来先知）的书吗？ - 又怎么了？ - Tell me, haveyou read the book of Hosea? - What now?
- “因为他们是妓女的孩子” - 没有必要私人化 - "For they are the children ofwhores." - There's no need to get personal, mate.
你可以闭嘴吗？如果你要进去就赶快 What, will you stop fucking about? Ifyou're gonna stick the boot in, get on with it.
你现在是不是没地方去？ Haveyou got nowhere to go then?
我有一千个地方可以去 问题是你呆在哪里 I've got an infinite number offucking places to go. The problem is whereyou stay.
- 懂吗？ - 懂 - You with me? - Indeed. Yes.
听着这个工作安全吗？ So, listen, is there much security in this job?
太安全了 Too much.
那这个后现代毒气室到底是怎么回事？ What is it that goes on in this particular postmodernist gas chamber?
没什么，空的 Nothing. It's empty.
那你守卫什么？ So what is it thatyou're guarding?
空间 - Space. - [ Chuckles ]
你守卫着空间？ You guarding space?
很愚蠢，是吗？因为有人会进来偷走空间 That's stupid, isn't it, because someone could break in there and steal all the fucking space...
你甚至不知道已经被偷走了，是不？ and you wouldn't know it had gone, would you?
有道理 Good point.
好吧 All right.
好吧，我欣赏你有工作可以做 就是“开动！开动！” All right, pally, I appreciateyou've got a job to do, and it's, "Move on! Move on! Move on!"
但这里很冷，我是个罗马人 But it's fucking freezing out there, and I was a Caesarean.
- 进来，快点 - 什么？ - Come on, quick. - What?
进来 Come in.
- 你确定？ - 那个门，聪明家伙 - You serious? - Through that door, smartish.
这里味道很有趣 It's a funny smell in here.
来吧 Come on.
多浪费空间啊，不是吗？ Quite a waste ofspace, all this, isn't it?
可以睡一千个流浪汉了 Couldsleep a thousand flea-bitten tramps in here.
这是干什么？ What's all that?
他们说，那里有个森林，你看到了？ They say it's a fucking jungle out there. Have you seen it in here?
我意思是，猴子们呢？ I mean, where's the bloodymonkeys?
听着，你不要过来 Look, dad! Will you just back off?
- 你到底要干什么？ - 你一定要隐身 - What is it you're after? - You must be invisible.
- 什么？ - 我一定要被人看见 - What? - I must be seen.
跟着我 Follow me.
坐在这里 Sit there.
- 我可以抽烟吗？ - 不行，会激活警报器的 - Am I allowed to smoke in here? - No. You'll set offthe alarm.
现在，我不会看着你 Now, I'm not gonna look atyou.
就好像我没有在和谁讲话一样 It mustn't look like I'm talking to anybody.
如果你被人看到了，我就没有工作了 Ifyou're seen in here, I'm out of a job.
明白了？ See what I mean?
如果别人看到你这样自言自语 你还会没有工作的 Ifthey seeyou talking toyourselflike that, you'll be out ofa job anyway.
他们会带个大网进来捉你的 They'll come afteryou with a big butterfly net.
哦，是啊，那我就这么站着 Oh, yes. I'll stand like this then.
- 这样好些，不是吗？ - 什么？ - Well, that's better, isn't it? - What?
在里面，不那么冷 In, out ofthe cold.
是的 Yeah.
是的，非常感谢 Yeah. Thanks very much.
在里面很有趣吧？ It's funny being inside, innit?
因为当你在里面时，实际上在外面 'Cause when you are inside, you're still actually outside, aren'tya?
然后你可以说，当你在外面时，我实际上在里面 And then you can say, when you're outside, you're inside...
因为你总在你头脑里 becauseyou're always insideyour head.
- 听懂了？ - 嗯 - Doyou follow that? - Yes.
有的时候我坐在这里 关了灯，在黑暗中 Sometimes when I'm sitting here, I turn the lights off, sit in the dark.
这总让我觉得是坐在外面 That always makes me feel like I'm sitting outside.
你每晚坐在这里干嘛？ So, what doyou do with yourself here every nighttime?
我读书，思考 I read, and I think.
思考什么？ What doyou think about?
- 思考我的人生 - 可怕吗？ - I think about my life. - And is that horrendous foryou?
不，当然不 No, certainly not.
对你妻子来说呢？ 你结婚了吧？ Is it horrendous foryourwife? Areyou married, mate?
理论上，是的 Well, technically I'm married...
尽管我妻子离我有5919英里远 我也已经有13年没有见过她了 although mywife is 5,91 9 miles away and I haven't seen herfor 1 3 years.
很不错吧？她在哪里？ It's all going verywell then? Where is she?
- 她在曼谷 - 漂亮！ - She's in Bangkok. - Saucy.
- 不值得，对吧？ - 娼妇 - They're not worth it, are they? - Whores andharlots.
你们最后一次干是什么时候？ When was the last time you had a fuck?
这问题难道你不觉得尴尬吗？ Is that an embarrassing question foryou?
是的，是这样 It is, rather. Yes.
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
过来 Step this way.
我想给你看看我任务的神秘性 I want to reveal to you the mysteries of my trade.
- 你觉得那是什么？ - 达达派的尼姑？ - What doyou think that is? - A, uh, Dadaist nun?
不对，这个小东西是我老板的委托人 Wrong. This little lady is the representative of my employer.
- 你好吗，亲爱的？ - 看着 - How doyou do, love? - Watch.
禅宗 - [ Beeping ] - VeryZen.
我在这一刻，这一地点的出现现在被记录下来了 My existence at this moment, on this spot, is now trapped and recorded.
23个时点，23个地点，每两小时一次 Twenty-three moments, 23 sites, every two hours.
这就是我的工作 That's myjob.
他们可以雇个高点的猩猩做这个吗？ Well, could they not train a tall chimpanzee to do that?
或者一个小猩猩拿着个大仪器？ Or a small chimpanzee with a bigger gizmo?
我想他们可以 I expect they could, yes.
- 你叫什么名字？ - Brian - What's your name, son? - Brian.
你好，Brian, Johnny Hello, Brian.Johnny.
Brian，祝贺你 Well, Brian, congratulations.
你成功地向我证明了你的工作是 全英格兰 You succeeded in convincing me thatyou do have the most tedious fucking job...
最无聊的 in England.
过来 Come on.
- 是的，非常无聊，极其无聊 - 好了，好了 - Yes, it is a boring job. Bloody boring, actually. - All right, all right.
但你只是管中窥豹 此时此地我的无聊 But all you can see is the tip ofthe iceberg, the present, the tedious here and now.
你看不到的是其他的时候 Whatyou're incapable ofseeing is the rest oftime, the rest ofthe iceberg -
过去和未来，我的未来... past and the future, my future...
将是非常有意思的 which is a very interesting place to be.
这个工作的好处在于 它给我足够的时间和空间 The good thing about this job is that it gives me time and space...
让我在夜深人静时得以思考未来 to contemplate the future at my leisure, whilst the city sleeps...
从白天的纷纷扰扰中解放出来 free from the cacophonous curiosity ofthe hoi polloi.
所以，你看，这并不是个无聊的工作 So, you see, it's not a boring job.
我现在也不无聊 And I'm not boring either.
- 我可以在楼梯间吸烟吗？ - 不行，到处都是警报器 - Am I allowed to smoke on the stairs? - No. There's alarms all overthe building.
那你认为遐想未来可以让你的现在变得有趣？ So you thinkyou can make the present palatable by projecting into the future?
你活在过去之中，是未来让你痛苦的，Brian You're living in the past, pal. It's the future that fucks you up, Brian.
是苹果里的蛆 It's the maggot in the apple.
看，Brian，你完全忍受不了现实 See, you're all pissed off with the present, Bri...
现实没有什么不好的 and there's nothing wrong with the present.
现实很好，完美的，完美无缺 The present's fine. The present's perfect. The present's peachy fucking creamy.
唯一不对的在于这混蛋根本不存在 The only thing wrong with the present is the bastard doesn't exist...
因为现实就是未来，未来就是过去 because the present is the future, and the future is the past...
全都一样，一丘之貉 and it's all the same fucking bag ofbones anyway.
存在和灭亡是永恒的过程 It's a constant process of coming into being and passing away...
存在，灭亡 coming into being and passing away.
- 未来就是现在 - 但现在并不存在，我们就置身其中 - The future is now. - But the present does exist. We're in it now.
你刚刚是，当你说的时候 但现在又不是了 You were just then, when you said it, butyou're not in it now, you're not in it now, you're not in it now.
你永远都被未来踢着往前走 明白吗？ You're forever being kicked up the ass by the future. You with me?
这就是我的意思 That's what I mean.
看，我的现在，又不是了 See, I'm in the present, but I'm not in the present.
我在未来 I'm in the future.
完全正确 Exactly.
没有人告诉你吗，Brian 你有这种未来的愉悦的预见性？ Has nobody not told you, Brian, thatyou've got this kind of gleeful preoccupation with the future?
我都不在乎，但你根本就没有所谓的未来 I wouldn't even mind, butyou don't even have a fucking future.
我没有未来，没有人有 I don't have a future. Nobody has a future.
一切都结束了。看看你四周 都在瓦解 The party's over. Take a look around you, man. It's all breaking up.
你没有读过那本书《圣约翰的启示》？ Areyou not familiarwith the Book of Revelations ofSaintJohn...
圣经里最后一本关于天启的书？ the final book ofthe Bible prophesying the Apocalypse?
是的，我每本都读过 Yes, as it happens, I'm familiar with all the books ofthe Bible.
我很高兴。“他迫使每个人在 右手上或者额头上...” I'm very happyforyou. "He forced everyone to receive a mark on his right hand...
“留下记印，这样没有记印的人” "or on his forehead so that no one shall be able to buy or sell...
“就无法买卖，那记印是魔鬼的名字” "unless he has the mark, which is the name ofthe beast...
“或者他名字的符号，魔鬼的符号是666” or the number ofhis name, and the number ofthe beast is 666."
- 666！我知道的 - 很好 - 666! I know about it. - Great.
我知道占卜的事情 占卜师说过三兄弟 I know about Nostradamus. Nostradamus talked about three brothers.
他是指肯尼迪兄弟 还是苏联三巨头？ Did he mean the Kennedy brothers orwas he talking about three bits ofthe Soviet Union?
- 你看？你分辨不了 - 去他妈的占卜！ - You see? You just can't tell. - Fuck Nostradamus!
我不是在说占卜师，谢顿老妈 卢塞尔·格兰特或该死的梅格（注：均为有名的预言家） I'm not talking about Nostradamus or Mother Shipton or Russell Grant or Mystic-fucking-Meg.
我在说圣经！ I'm talking about the holy fucking book!
这么一个特定的语言到底是什么？ What can such a specific prophecy mean?
记号是什么？ What is the mark?
记号，Brian，就是条形码 无所不在的条形码 Well, the mark, Brian, is the bar code, the ubiquitous bar code...
你在每个面包卷、每条烟、每块猪肉上 thatyou'll find on every bog roll and every packet ofjohnnies...
都可以看到的 and every poxy pork pie.
而每个条形码都被三个符号分割为两组 And every fucking bar code is divided into two parts by three markers.
这些三个三个的符号都有数字6代表 And those three markers are always represented by the number six.
6，6，6 Six, six, six.
它说什么来着？“没有那个记印无人可以自由买卖” Now, what does it say? "No one shall be able to buy or sell without that mark."
现在，他们企图通过这样根除一切信用卡欺诈 And now, what they're planning to do in order to eradicate all credit card fraud...
企图创造一个完全没有现金的社会 and in order to precipitate a totally cashless society...
现在他们准备做的，正如已经在美国军队中试验的 what they're planning to do, what they've already tested on the American troops...
他们在每个人的右手或额前皮下注射记印 they're gonna subcutaneously laser-tattoo that mark onto your right hand or forehead.
在皮肉里人工注射 They're gonna replace plastic with flesh.
是真的！ Fact!
在天启的书里，当审判日来临 In the same Book of Revelations, when the seven seals are broken open...
7个封印被开启，7个天使吹起喇叭 on the Day ofJudgment and the seven angels blow the trumpets...
当第3个天使吹响喇叭时，灾难从天而降 when the third angel blows her bugle, wormwood will fall from the sky...
灾难污染了所有的水源 wormwood will poison a third part of all the waters...
这个世界，和很多很多的人都将死去 and a third part of all the land, and many, many, many people will die.
你知道俄语中灾难怎么说？ Now, doyou know what the Russian translation for "wormwood" is?
- 不知道 - 切尔诺贝利 - No. - Chernobyl.
真的！ Fact!
1999年8月18日 On August the 1 8th, 1 999...
太阳系所有的行星将处于同一条直线上 the planets of our solar system are gonna line up into the shape of a cross.
- 我不相信星象 - 我不是在说星象 - I don't believe in astrology. - I'm not talking about astrology!
我在说天文 I'm talking about astronomy.
它们将组成水瓶座，狮子座，金牛座和天蝎座 They're gonna line up in the fixed signs ofAquarius, Leo, Taurus and Scorpio...
正好符合预言书中的四大怪兽 which just happen to correspond to the four beasts ofthe Apocalypse...
象Daniel书中描述的那样 as mentioned in the Book of Daniel.
又是他妈的事实！ Another fucking fact!
你想我继续吗？世界末日就要来临了，Brian Do you want me to go on? The end ofthe world is nigh, Bri.
游戏结束了！ The game is up!
我不相信 I don't believe that.
生命不可能终止 Life can't just come to a stop.
好吧，我是说生命会终结 All right, I'm not saying that life will end...
或者宇宙会灭亡 ortheworld will end orthe universewill cease to exist...
但是人类会的 but man will cease to exist.
就象恐龙灭绝一样，同样的事情也会发生 Just like the dinosaurs passed into extinction, the same thing will happen to us.
我们并不重要 我们的存在就是错误 We're not fucking important. We're just a crap idea.
我不会灭亡的 I'm not gonna cease to exist.
我将来也会还在这里 I'm gonna be here in the future.
你以为这样就有改变？ What is this fucking fixation with the future?
听着，伙计。我有慢性心悸病 Listen, pal, I've got chronic systolic palpitations...
还有急性神经痛 and acute fucking neuralgia.
- 厕所怎么样？可以在这里抽烟吗？ - 操，不行 - What about these toilets? Can I smoke in here? - No,you fucking can't!
- 问你个问题 - 什么？ - Let me askyou a question. - What?
你有没有过这样的感觉 好像你曾经在另一个时间存在过？ Haveyou ever had the sense that you've lived in a time different from this one?
- 你是说，前世？ - 也许吧 - What, you mean, like, in a past life? - Could be, yeah.
- 前世，我是死人 - 啊，你看，我就不是 - Well, in my past life, I was dead. - Ah, well, you see, I wasn't.
我知道过去我来过这里 在我出生以前 I know I was here in the past, before I was born.
所以，我知道将来我也在这 在我死之后 So I know I'm gonna be here in the future, after I've died.
明白了。在另外的时空里 你也有体臭吗？ I see. And in this alternative existence, did you still have the same noxious body odor?
没有必要这么私人化 这是我所相信的 There's no need to be personal. It's what I believe.
- 我应该告诉你我所相信的吗？ - 你不相信任何东西 - Shall I tell you what I believe? - You don't believe in anything.
- 哦，不对，Brian - 是吗？那你相信什么？ - Oh, I do, Brian. - Yeah? What doyou believe?
你认为变形虫曾梦想过成为青蛙吗？ Doyou think that the amoeba ever dreamed that it would evolve into the frog?
当然没有过 Of course it didn't.
当第一只青蛙从泥沼中蹦出来 呱呱叫着 And when that first frog shimmied out of the water and employed its vocal cords...
以吸引异性的注意或者寻找猎物的时候 in order to attract a mate or to retard a predator...
你觉得它有梦想过 这种低级的蛙鸣 doyou think that that frog ever imagined that that incipient croak...
会进化成世界上的各种语言和文化吗？ would evolve into all the languages ofthe world, into all the literature oftheworld?
当然没有 Of course it fucking didn't.
就象青蛙不可能想象莎士比亚一样 And just as that froggy could never possibly have conceived ofShakespeare...
我们也不可能想象出我们的宿命 so we can never possibly imagine our destiny.
我知道我的宿命 I know what my destiny is.
是吗？但是你现在所经历的，据我所知 Yeah, but whatyou're experiencing, as far as I can gather...
这些表达，反思和预见 with all these manifestations of, uh, regression and precognition...
和这些乱七八糟的想法 and transmigratory astral fucking chatterings...
和原始的动物哼哼声没有区别 is just the equivalent ofthat first primeval grunt...
因为进化并没有结束 because evolution isn't over.
人类不是终结 Man isn't the be-all and fucking end-all.
如果整个时间是一年 Look, ifyou take the whole oftime, represented by oneyear...
我们经历的不过是1月1日的几分钟 we're only in the first few moments of the first ofJanuary.
还有很长很长在后头 There's a long way to go.
只不过是这会儿，我们不能 长出枝条，翅膀或者鳍 Only now we're not gonna sprout extra limbs and wings and fins...
因为进化本身也在进化 because evolution itselfis evolving.
但你通过一些超感官的回忆过程 And whereas you, through some process of extrasensory recall...
也许想象到你曾经在..我不知道... might imagine thatyou were some - I don't know - some 1 7th-century Dutch girl...
也许17世纪的荷兰...在阿姆斯特丹的 风车磨房生活过 Iiving in a windmill in old Amsterdam...
有一天你也许意识到你不只一两个过去的回忆 one dayyou'll realize thatyou've had not just one ortwo past orfuture existences...
但你就是那样的，现在是过去也是 but thatyou were, and are, everybody and everything that has ever been...
和其他所有事物一样 orwill ever be.
停一停，你刚刚自相矛盾了 Hang on a minute. You just contradicted yourself.
是吗，说来听听？ Oh, how'd you make that out?
在楼下的时候，你说你预见世界末日要来了 现在你又说... Downstairs you were predicting the end ofthe world. Nowyou're talking about the future.
- 你怎么解释这个？ - 这容易 - How doyou explain that, eh? - Easy.
当它降临时，占卜本身 When it comes, the Apocalypse itself...
也会成为进化跃进进程的一部分 will be part ofthe process ofthat leap of evolution.
是啊，不管怎么样 Yeah. Well, whatever happens...
人类不会消失的 mankind will not cease to exist.
一定会的。根据天启的定义 人类一定会灭亡 He must. By the very definition ofapocalypse, mankind must cease to exist...
至少，不再作为一种实体存在 at least in a material form.
什么叫“作为一种实体存在”？ What doyou mean, "in a material form"?
- 他会进化 - 进化成什么？ - Well, he'll evolve. - What into?
进化成一种超物质 Into something that transcends matter.
进化成纯粹的思维，明白吗？ Into a species of pure thought. Areyou with me?
是啊，象鬼魂一样 Yeah. Like a ghost.
不，不是鬼魂。你太天真了！ [ Chuckling ] No, not like a fucking ghost, you big girl's blouse!
那是我们完全无法想象的东西 Into something that's, like, well beyond our comprehension.
变成一种普遍的意识 Into a universal consciousness.
变成上帝，原则上 Into God, who is, by the same principle...
就是时间 that time is.
- 你不相信上帝 - 我当然相信 - You don't believe in God. - Of course I believe in God.
你看，Brian，问题在于 You see, the thing is, Brian...
上帝充满了仇恨 that God is a hateful god.
一定是的 Must be...
因为如果上帝是好的 为什么还要有罪恶？ because ifGod is good, then why is there evil in the world?
为什么还有痛苦，仇恨，贪婪和战争？ Why is there pain and hate and greed and war?
不合理 Doesn't make sense.
但如果上帝是个混蛋，你可以说 “为什么这个世界又有好的？” But ifGod is a nasty bastard, then you can say, "Why is there good in the world?
为什么有爱，希望和欢乐？ Why is there love and hope and joy?"
让我们面对它吧，真善美之所以存在 是因为要被罪恶摧残 Well, let's face it. Good exists in order to be fucked up by evil.
有好的，是为了让恶的滋生 The very existence of good enables evil to flourish.
因此，上帝不是好人 Therefore, God is bad.
这和你有多少过去和未来没有关系 And it doesn't matter how many past or future existences you have...
因为它们终将饱含悲伤和痛苦 because they're all gonna be riddled with grief and anguish...
疾病和死亡 and sickness and death.
你看，Brian，上帝并不爱你 You see, Brian, God doesn't loveyou.
上帝鄙视你 God despises you.
没有希望 So there's no hope...
人类就是魔鬼创造的 and mankind is just a component ofthe device...
一个零件 bywhich the devil creates itself.
明白吗？ Areyou with me?
我是说，基本上 You see, what I'm saying, basically, is...
不打碎鸡蛋，就不可能做煎蛋卷 you can't make an omelet without cracking a few eggs...
文明就是打碎的鸡蛋 and humanity is just a cracked egg...
煎蛋卷要发臭了 and the omelet stinks.
是啊 Yeah.
这个圆窗户通去哪？ Oh. And what's through the round window?
- 那是谁？ - 问得好 - Who's that? - [ Chuckles ] Good question.
你以前见过她吗？ Haveyou seen her before?
有，她每晚都在这里 Oh, yeah. She's there every night.
- 漂亮的年轻姑娘，不是吗？ - 还可以 - Good-looking young girl, isn't she? - She's all right.
她有没有伙伴在那里吗？ Does she ever have fellas up there?
没有 No.
你又见过她全裸吗？ Haveyou ever seen her, like, you know, totally naked?
一次 Once.
她要干吗？ What's she up to, eh?
她在玩什么？在深夜里嘲弄别人吗？ I mean, what's her game, taunting people in the middle ofthe night, eh?
她也许很无聊，就象你无聊地看她 Sheprobablygets a kick out ofit, likeyou get a kick out ofwatching her.
- 我没这么做 - 我有 - I'm doing no such thing. - Well, I am.
你硬了吗？ Have you got a hard-on?
没有，事实上 No, I haven't, as a matter of fact.
就算有，你也不会告诉我的对吗？ You wouldn't tell me ifyou had, would you?
我想我不会 No, I don't think I would.
- 这些是你自己做的？ - 是的 - Did you make these yourself? - I did, yeah.
我想也是 I thought so.
听着，我过一会儿可能还会回来 Well, listen, I might be back in a couple ofminutes.
保重，如果不保重就小心点 Be good. Ifyou can't be good, be careful.
- 又是陈词滥调 - 是啊 - And other cliches. - Yeah.
那，再见了，Brian Well, tatty-bye, Bri.
嗯 Yes.
Charles？什么？ Charles? What?
喂？ Hello?
他妈的怎么回事？Dorfman在哪里？ What the fuck's going on? Where the bloody hell's Dorfman?
那混蛋已经花了我30法郎了 The bastard's cost me 30 grandalready.
操！ Fuck!
对不起 Sorry about that.
哦，我很抱歉 Oh, I'm sorry, love.
楼上那个不是你，对吗？跳舞的？ That's not you on the top floor, is it, dancin'?
是我，怎么了？ Yeah. Why?
哦，没事，你跳得很美 Oh, right. Um, you're a lovely mover.
对不起，吓着你了 I'm sorry, pet. I'm, uh, freakingyou out.
- Bhapa在哪里？ - Bhapu？ - Where's Bhapu? - Bhapu?
- 很冷 - 我最好解释一下 - It's cold. - Listen, I'd better explain meself.
我兄弟在那边保“不安” You see, me brother's working as an "insecurity'"guard...
在那个畸形的圆窗户后面 我们什么都看得到 in that fucking monstrosity round the back, and we can see straight into your room.
非常好 It's very nice.
他老板要过来转转，所以让我出来走走 Anyway, he's got his boss coming round, so he's told me to schlep round the streets...
晃两个小时，所以我过来和美丽的舞蹈家打招呼 fora couple ofhours, and I said I'd come andsayhello to Isadora Duncan...
让你有人说说话 keepyou company.
我知道这很厚颜无耻 不过，我就是脸皮厚的小猴子 I know it's a bit cheeky, but, uh, I 'm a cheeky young monkey.
- 你想进来吗？ - 可以吗？ - Do you want to come in? - Is that all right?
嗯，你留那个多长了？ Hmm. How long have you been growing that?
- 两英寸了 - 嗯，不错 - About two inches. - Hmm. It's nice.
你有过不少了，不是吗？ You've had a few, haven'tyou, love?
- 想进来吗？ - 以为你不会问呢！ - Do you want to come in? - Thought you'd never ask.
- 我可以在这里抽烟吗？ - 当然 - Am I allowed to smoke in here? - Yeah.
感谢上帝 Thank Christ for that.
想喝一杯吗？ Doyou want a drink?
- 嗯 - 我想最好是 - Mmm. - I think I better have, don'tyou?
有不少活要干，啊？ Got a bit offucking catching up to do, huh?
敬帝国！ - Here's to the monarchy. - [ Chuckles ]
什么好笑？ What's funny?
我没有笑 I'm not laughing.
你一个人住吗？ So doyou live here on your own, yeah?
这是你在读的吗？ Is this whatyou're reading?
《爱玛》Jane Austen著 Jane Austen by Emma.
- 是我最喜欢的书 - 真的吗？ - It's my favorite book. - Is it really?
我不大看书 I don't read much myself.
你是从爱尔兰来的？ You from Ireland?
不，为什么？ No. Why?
那是什么，沼泽地图吗？ What's that, a damp patch?
哦 Oh.
我从来没注意过 I never noticed that before.
里面会是怎么样的？ How's it going inside there?
嗯，宝贝 Mmm. Baby.
宝贝 Baby. [ Moans ]
你多大了？ How old areyou, love?
好笑，因为从那里看 你年轻得多 It's funny, 'cause from over there, you look a lotyounger.
我想我兄弟很喜欢你 I think me bigbrother's quite taken withyou.
他每晚都在那里，对着你手淫 He's up there every night, having a bit of a wank about you.
明白吗？ Are you with me?
怎么了？ What's the matter?
不要那样 Don't do that.
什么，这样？ What, that?
还是那样？ Or that?
你不喜欢吗？ Don'tyou like that?
你不需要弄疼我的 You don't have to hurt me.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
咬我 Bite me.
妈的咬我！ Fucking bite me.
- 来吧 - 嘿！ - Come on. - Hey!
-嘿！-嘿！ Hey! Hey!
这是什么？ Who's this?
求你了，好吗？ [ Whispers ] Please, will you?
我不能，亲爱的 I can't, love.
你看上去像我，妈妈 You look like me mother.
以为你可以通过干找回青春吗？ [Johnny] Thinkyou can recaptureyouryouth byfuckin' it?
你会愿意干我的，只会找到悲惨 You don't wanna fuck me. You'll catch something cruel.
你好 Bonjour..
怎么回事？你在这里做什么？ What's going on? What are you doing here?
我本在那里，可不行 Well, I was over here, like this, but that didn't reallywork for me...
所以就到了这里 so I thought I'd try over here.
但我哪里都不觉得有未来 But I don't think there's much future in this one either.
去他妈的，有建议吗？ Fuckin' hell. Haveyou got any suggestions?
- 没有 - 你现在做什么？ - Nope. - So what doyou do now?
- 我要去吃早餐 - 嗯，我可以吃点东西 - I'm gonna get some breakfast. - Yeah, I could do with something to eat.
- 我可以去吗？ - 你有钱吗？ - Can I come with ya? - Haveyou got any money?
- 没有 - 那你怎么付钱？ - Nope. - Well, how areyou gonna pay for it?
我不会付的 I'm not.
我很饿 Well, I'm hungry.
- 你非得去那里搞她吗？ - 我没有搞她 - Did you have to go and beat her up? - I never beat her up.
- 那你整了她？ - 没有 - You shagged her though? - No.
你不相信我，是吗？ You don't believe me, doyou?
- 她比你年纪大 - 胡说 - She's older than you. - Bollocks.
荷包蛋 Poached egg.
那裙子短了点，亲爱的。很不雅 That skirt's a bit short, innit, love? It's disgraceful.
- 这是什么？ - 这是我要住的地方 - What's this? - That's where I'm gonna live.
在哪里？ Where is it?
爱尔兰 Ir.eland.
我以前住过那个木屋 I've lived in that cottage before.
什么，你的前世吗？ What, in one ofyour past lives?
是的，确实是 Yes, as a matter offact.
他妈的扯谈！ Fuckin' shit-hole, innit?
- 不要浪费你的生命了 - 什么？ - Don't wasteyour life. - What?
不要浪费你的生命 Don't wasteyour life.
- 这里几点关门？ - 4点 - What time does this place close? - 4:00.
嗯，听者，你能告诉我附近哪里可以找吃的吗？ Uh, listen, can you tell me where I can get something to eat round here?
什么？ [ Laughs ] What?
- 你笑得很好看 - 是吗？ - You've got a very nice smile. - Have I?
是啊 Oh, yeah.
对不起 Sorry, sir.
我拿着这个，先生 I'll take that, sir.
陪您的女士也去吗，先生？ Your lady companion is joining you, sir?
哦，不，她今天不去 坐骨神经痛又发作了 Uh, no, she can't make it today, pal. The old sciatica's playing up and everything.
- 知道吗？ - 下来 - You know? - Come on.
什么？ What?
- 下车 - 我刚刚才上车 - Out ofthe car. - Well, I've onlyjust got in the car.
他妈的滚下来 Get out ofthe fucking car!
好吧，带着帽子 [ Snickers ] All right, Parker. Keepyour hat on.
很可爱，谢谢 Well, that was lovely. Thankyou.
保持联络 Keep in touch.
操！ Oh, fuck.
- 你是谁？ - Sebastian Hawks - Who are you? - Sebastian Hawks.
- 很高兴见到你 - 嗯 - Nice to meet you. - Yeah.
你到这儿来干什么？ Um, whatyou doin' here?
- 我是Sandra的熟人 - 哦，是吗？ - I'm an acquaintance ofSandra's. - Oh, yeah?
- 我只是过来问候她 - Sandra现在不在 - I just popped round to say hello. - Well, Sandra's away at the moment, actually.
真的？ Really.
我希望你不要介意，我自己喝了点啤酒 I hopeyou don't mind, but I helped myselfto a beer.
是，我注意到了。那是你的香槟吗？ Yeah, I noticed. Is thatyour champagne and all?
- 你喜欢香槟吗？ - 是的，喜欢 - You like champagne, doyou? - Yeah. I do, as it happens.
这个公寓很不错，你不觉得吗？ This is a very nice flat. Don'tyou think?
你怎么进来的？ How did you get in here?
你觉得中央空调有问题吗？ Tell me, doyou have any problems with the central heating?
你是水管工吗？ Oh, areyou the plumber?
我只是对资产权益有兴趣 Let's just say I've got a vested interest in the property.
操！你是房东 Fuckin' hell. You're the landlord.
- 我宁愿你把我看成朋友 - 去你的 - I'd ratheryou thought of me as a friend. - Oh, shit.
Sandra没有付房租吗？ What, is Sandr.a behind on the r.ent or.something?
你的纹身痛吗？ Was your tattoo painful?
嗯 Yeah.
好 Good.
你很漂亮，不是吗？ You're very beautiful, aren't you?
是吗？ Am I?
很奇怪的美 In a quirky sort ofway.
- 你是护士吗？ - 是的 - Are you a nurse? - Yeah.
精神病科的 Psychiatric.
这个很不错 These are a very fetching pair oftights.
你喜欢吗，房东先生？ Oh, you like them, doya, Mr. Landlord?
我们可以一起喝酒吗？ Can we have that champagne now, please?
这些洞买来就这样吗？ Did you buy them like this, or are the holes self-inflicted?
不是，一只蜘蛛在休息的时候纺的 Nah. A spider spun them, and that's where he had a tea break.
操！这有点过分吧！ Fucking hell! That's a bit excessive, innit?
- 我也喜欢这个 - 哦，天哪 - I rather like this belt too. - [ Mutters ] Oh, God.
来了 Here we go. [ Sighs ]
- 抱歉，你去哪里？ - 回家 - Excuse me. Where doyou thinkyou're going? - I'm going home.
- 什么，你要离开我？ - 是 - What, you're leaving me? - Yeah.
我大老远来看你，你却走了 简直无法相信 I've come all this way to seeyou, and you're going. I can't believe it.
- 我很惊讶 - 我会给你张纸巾 - I'm stunned. I'm flabbergasted. - So we'll getyou a tissue.
听上去不错 你住附近吗？ Sounds promising. Doyou live nearby?
- 也许 - 我意思是，可以走过去吗？ - I might do. - I mean, is it within walking distance?
不，你看我喜欢逍遥派的东西 No, 'cause, you see, I've got this fascination with all things peripatetic.
- 再见 - 我很无耻是吗？ - Seeya. - Cheeky, aren't I?
你偷的吗？ Haveyou stolen the tea cozy?
好多人都可以看见，你不觉得尴尬吗？ Love, people can seeyou wearing that thing. You're not embarrassed? No?
不要停 Don't give up.
哦 Oh! Oww!
穿上这个 Put this on.
什么？ Oh, what?
现在玩医生和护士吗？ Gonna play doctors and nurses now, are we?
快点 Hurry up.
这很荒谬 Oh, this is ridiculous.
听着，很抱歉，我这礼拜过得很不好 Listen, I'm really sorry, right, but I've had a bit ofa rough week...
我不想玩了 and I just don't think I can go through with this.
不！ [ Groaning, Screaming ] No!
哦，操！ [ Screaming ] Oh, you fucker!
我操！放开我！ Fuck off!. Leave me alone!
不要！ [ Groaning ] Oh, don't!
混蛋！ You bastard!
想要点豆子吗？ Doyou want some beans?
好啊 Yeah, cheers.
我如果不在，你会做什么？ So, what would you be doing now ifl wasn't here?
不知道 Don't know.
洗个澡，休息 Having a shower, relaxing.
我也可以洗个澡 I could do with a shower meself.
我已经一周没有洗了，你可能已经看到了 I haven't washed for about a week, as you've probably noticed.
如果你想，可以 You can have one ifyou like.
- 是吗？ - 嗯 - You sure? - Yeah.
洗手间在那里 Bathroom's just here.
操！ Fuckin' hell.
我怎么当得起，亲爱的？ What did I do to deserveyou, love?
按这个按钮 Justpr.ess this button.
听着 Now, listen...
你不会穿得像你妈一样 拿把大刀过来吧？ you're not gonna creep up on me with a big knife, dressed up as your mother, are you?
不会 No.
但是你已经穿得像你妈一样 But it looks like you already are dressed up as your mother.
我可以拿着我的袋子吗？ Can I have me bag? It's got me duck in it.
谢了 Ta.
哦，亲爱的 [ Chuckles ] Oh, dear.
谁住在这里？宙斯？ Who lives her.e, then?Zeus?
- 这是你的东西吗？ - 不 - Is all this stuffyours? - No.
这些穿着崭新衣裤的小矮人 All these pseudo Doric midgets with their novelty underpants.
哦，看这个，拿个撑船竿触摸时间 Oh, look at this one, touching time with a barge pole.
我不会的 I wouldn't.
他是同性恋吗？ Is he a Homer-sexual, yeah?
你觉得呢？ What doyou think?
- 他在哪里？ - 他们在美国 - Wher.e is he? - They're in America.
- 他们？ - 嗯 - They? - Yeah.
- 他们什么时候回来？ - 不知道 - When are they gettin' back? - Don't know.
他们就让你这么等着？ And they're just letting you stop here for nothing?
- 是啊？ - 是 - Yeah? - Yeah.
- 我不认识他们 - 我不知道 - I don't know them. - I don't know.
- 我觉得有点哀伤 - 为什么？ - I find all this a bit sad. - Why?
不，不是说不好 No, I don't mean that to sound Homer-phobic.
我喜欢伊利亚特 I mean, I like The Iliad. [ Snickers ]
和奥德赛，明白吗？ And The Odyssey. Did you get that?
不 No.
你读过这些书吗？ So, haveyou r.ead many ofthese books?
没有 No, I haven't.
我读过不少 Oh. I've r.ead quite a few.
哦，看！现在明白了？ Oh, look! Do you get it now?
知道这个吗？ Do you know this?
我猜知道。你肯定在学校读过，只是不记得了 I betyou do. You've most likely done it at school. Youjust can't r.emember..
你看，阿基里斯的脚后跟，木马城，特罗伊 You know, like, uh, Achilles heel, the wooden hor.se, Helen ofTr.oy.
- 你知道吗？ - 是 - You know them? - Yeah.
嗯，就是这个，好东西 Yeah, wel l, that's all it is. Good stuff.
独眼巨人 Cyclops.
哦，你好 Oh, hello. [ Snickers ]
这是，送比萨饼的人 It's, uh, pizza delivery man.
你要吃豆子吗？ Doyou want those beans?
是的，我忘了 Oh, yeah. I forgot.
Sebastian Hawks Sebastian Hawks.
晚上好 Good evening.
很高兴认识你，Louise Very nice to meetyou, Louise.
很高兴认识你 Very nice to meetyou.
我听过你很多事 I've heard a lot aboutyou.
- Sophie? - 嗯？ - Sophie? - Yeah?
嗯，我在这里 Yeah, I'm in her.e.
- 你还好吗？ - 好极了 - Oh. You all right? - I've never been better.
我们下午过得非常有意思 不是吗，Sophie？ We've hada veryinter.esting after.noon. Haven't we, Sophie?
好极了 [Sophie ] It's been fascinating.
服务不错！ For services rendered.
我操！ - Fuck off. - [ Giggling Continues ]
- 他是谁的朋友？ - 他不是房东吗？ - Who's your friend? - He's the landlord, isn't he?
- 谁的房东？ - 我们的房东 - Whose landlord? - Our fucking landlord.
- 出城了 - 问问他 - Oh, get out oftown. - Ask him.
- 你穿Sandra的制服做什么？ - 我不想谈这个 - Whatyou wearin' Sandra's uniform for? - I don't wanna talk about it. All right?
- 想喝茶吗？ - 嗯 - You want a cup oftea? - Yeah.
你整个下午都坐在他脸上？ So, haveyou been sittin' on his face all afternoon?
- 我不需要这个 - 上帝 - I don't need this. -Jesus Christ.
我下班回家，只想把脚翘起来看看电视 I get home from work, all I wanna do is put my feet up and watch the telly...
不是卷到你的淫乱生活里去 not get involved in one ofyour orgies.
你明白吗？ Doyou know what I mean?
你手臂是怎么回事？ What happened toyour.ar.m?
Sophie，怎么了？ Sophie, what's been going on?
- 你放上壶了吗？ - 是 - Have you put the kettle on? - Yeah.
可以喝杯咖啡吗，Louise？ Any chance of a coffee, Louise?
当然可以 Yeah. Sure.
- 这短裤很不错 - 你可以把手拿开吗？ - These are a very nice pair of shorts. - Would you takeyour hands off me, please?
我道歉 I apologize.
好了，这是你的衣服，穿了走人 Right, pal. Here's your clothes. Getyour kit on and sling your hook.
这是你的鞋 Here's your shoes, mate.
希望我没有传给你艾滋病，Sophie Hope I haven't given you AI DS, Sophie.
- 天！ - 操，你不是说真的吧？ -Jesus Christ! - Fucking hell! Areyou serious?
- 只是想象一下 - 很有趣 - Merelyjesting. - Very funny.
我觉得艾滋病很健康 Mind you, I thinkAI DS is rather healthy, in its way.
- 什么？ - 我意识到这么说并不好 - You what? - I realize that's not the fashionable thing to say.
- 是不好！ - 世界太拥挤了 - No, it's not. - But the world is overcrowded, isn't it?
- 最好少点人 - 你他妈的开玩笑 - Could do with a bit of pruning. - You fucking better be joking.
你没有孩子吧，Louise？ You're not going to have children, areyou, Louise?
我也许将来会有的 I might do one day.
我讨厌孩子 I loathe children, I must say.
我想他们也不喜欢你 - I bet they're not too keen on you neither. - [ Chuckles ]
我相信你很喜欢干，对吧，Louise？ I'm sureyou like fucking. Don'tyou, Louise?
- 你到底走不走？ - 实际上，我更喜欢呆着 - Areyou going? - I'm rather enjoying myself, actually.
- 我们可不是 - 真遗憾 - Yeah, well, we're not. - That's a pity.
就算你是房东也不行 You may be the landlord from hell, but that doesn't giveyou the right to lie on our couch.
- 这是谁的沙发？ - 你想我叫警察吗？ - Whose couch? - Doyou want me to phone the police?
无所谓 Be my guest.
好的 Right.
- 听着，我们不能叫警察 - 为什么？ - Listen, I can't have them in here. - Why not?
他会穿上西服，然后看看我们 你说警察会相信谁？ They're gonna look at him in his suit, look at us, and who doyou think they're gonna believe?
到处都是混蛋 There's fucking dope all over the place.
我们就绑着他，他喜欢的 Well, we're just winding him up. He's loving this.
真要那样？ What arewe gonna do?
这里很安静，不是吗？ It's very peaceful here, innit?
应该是 Suppose so.
够暖和吗？ Areyou warm enough?
是的，很好，谢谢 Yeah, it's nice. Thanks.
很有趣，因为宁静让我们难受 It's funny, 'cause the silence usually freaks me out.
你开始弄些声音，知道吗？ You start to pick up on all the small sounds. You know what I mean?
喜欢那个钟 - Like that clock. - [Ticking]
我讨厌那个钟 I hate that fucking clock.
当然，是个钟 Cour.seyou do. It's a clock.
我可以在这里过夜吗? Is it all right if I stay here tonight?
你有狗吗？ Have you ever had a dog?
没有 No.
- 我不喜欢狗 - 为什么？ - I don't like dogs. - Why?
他们要不就坏要不就蠢 Well, they're eithervicious or daft.
- 为什么？你有吗？ - 有 - Why? Haveyou? - Yeah.
- 现在死了？ - 是的 - Is it dead now? - Yeah.
你葬了它？ Did you bury it?
不知道，我爸爸拿走了 Don't know. Me dad took it.
你呢？希望被埋葬吗？ And what aboutyou? Wouldyou like to be bur.ied or. cr.emated?
我不在乎 I couldn't give a shit.
我做过一个梦，梦见两具骷髅在做爱 I had this, uh, dr.eam the other. night about these two skeletons havin'a fuck.
真恶心，吓死了 Was a right bloody racket. Woke me up.
你有你妈妈的照片吗？ Have you got a photo ofyour mum?
- 什么，我身上？ - 是啊 - What, on me? - Yeah.
没有 No.
我想什么新闻员的书架上可能会有 I thinkyou might find one over at the news agent's, on the top shelf.
你想要豆子吗？ Doyou want some beans?
你很忧伤 You've got a very sad face.
是吗？ Have I?
没事的，我觉得很有魅力 It's allr.ight. I mean, I find that attr.active.
但是我 But that's me.
你有男朋友什么的吗？ So, haveyou got a boyfrr.iend or. anything?
圣诞节准备做什么？ What are you gonna do for Christmas?
不知道。你呢？ I don't know. What are you gonna do?
你还好吗？ - You all right? - [ Whimpers ]
- 怎么了？ - 操 - What's the matter? - [ Sobbing ] Fuck off!.
怎么了，亲爱的？ What's up, love?
- 是我说了什么吗？ - 我希望你离开 - Is it something I said? - I want you to go.
- 为什么？ - 你可以走吗？ - Why? - Canyou go, please?
- 因为我不喜欢狗吗？ - 出去！ - Is it 'cause I don't like dogs? - Get out!
- 我不明白 - 快滚！ - Don't quite follow, love. -Just fuck off!.
哦，我知道了 Oh. I see.
嗯 Um - [ Sighs ]
也许，我太容易下结论了 Well, perhaps I was jumping to conclusions...
但是我觉得可以躺在沙发上什么的 but I got the impression that I could kip down on the sofa or something.
- 出去！ - 去哪里？ - Go! - Go where?
你有建议吗？因为外面真的很冷 Haveyou got any suggestions? 'Cause it's like a fucking Eskimo's grave out there.
嘿！嘿！ Hey! Hey!
好吧，我走！ All right, I'm going!
嘿！ Hey!
这不容易，是吗？ It's not easy, is it?
你发现了吗？ Doyou find that?
嗯... [ Chuckles ] Well...
只是想告诉你 just goes to showya...
不管你读过多少书 that no matter. howmanybooksyou r.ead...
这个世界上有些事情 ther.e's some things in this wor.Id thatyou never., ever., ever., ever....
你永远永远都不会明白 ever. fuckin' understand.
谢谢你的茶，洗澡和酒 Oh, thank you for the tea and the bath and the booze.
还有豆子 And the beans.
听着，我希望你今晚裹着毛毯睡觉 And listen, love, I hope that when you're tucked up tonight all snug and warm...
喝着热茶 underneath your tear-sodden fuckin' duvet...
暖暖和和的时候 and your ankle-length Emily Bronte winding sheet...
不要想起我在外面挨冻受饿 thatyou spare a thought for me with me head in a puddle of cold dog's piss.
我希望你不要梦见我，醒来尖叫 And I hope thatyou dr.eam about me. And I hope thatyou wake up scr.eamin'.
我希望你的孩子们 And I hope that all your fuckin' children...
不会生下来又聋又瞎，无家可归 are born blind, bow-legged, hare-lipped, homeless hunchbacks!
你有堕过胎吗？ Have you ever had an abortion?
- 有吗？ - 没有 - Haveyou? - No.
- 我想我曾经怀过孕 - 你可能会有孩子吗？ - I thought I was pregnant once. - Would you have had one?
结果发现没有，他还是离开了我 In the end, it turned out I wasn't, and he left me anyway, so -
所以我想留着自己的 I wanted to keep mine.
后来呢？ What happened?
所有人都说我照顾不了孩子 All my mates said I couldn't look after a baby.
太对了 Too fucking right.
会不会让你觉得难受？ Did it makeyou feel shitty?
是个噩梦 It was a nightmare.
我真的爱他 I really loved 'im.
- 他是个- 哲学家 现在呢？ - He was a philosopher. - Where was this?
- 在巴黎 - 巴黎？ - Paris. - Paris?
应该看看他的女朋友 Should have seen the state ofhis girlfriend.
我15岁的时候就有 Had one when I was 1 5 and all.
天哪，Sophie Jesus, Sophie.
那个更差 And that onewas worse for my mum. Fucking drama she made out ofit.
我本来应该已经结婚了，有个4岁的孩子 I could have been married by now with a four-year-old.
你想结婚吗？ Doyou wanna get married?
不知道 Don't know.
因为你有了孩子，并不代表能和谁在一起 Just 'causeyou have a kid with someone doesn't mean they're gonna stick around.
我老爸就不是，根本等不了 My dad didn't. Couldn't fucking wait to get out.
我不知道如果结了婚 Well, I don't know ifl want to get married...
但我不会认为是个健康的关系 but I wouldn't say no to a proper relationship.
什么是健康的关系？ What is a proper relationship?
和一个干完了还可以一起聊天的人生活 Living with someone who talks toya after they've bonked ya.
我不知道一半的时间需要你干吗？ I don't know what theywant from you halfthe time.
什么时候开始喜欢你 什么时候开始讨厌你 What they start offliking you for, they end up hating you for.
不喜欢你很坚强 不喜欢你很软弱 Don't like you ifyou're strong. Don't likeyou ifyou're weak.
讨厌你很聪明 讨厌你很愚蠢 Hateyou ifyou're clever. Hateyou ifyou're stupid.
他们不知道需要什么 [ Scoffs ] They don't know what theywant.
你认为那混蛋是这样？ You think that bastard's fucked offyet?
是啊，他应该已经玩完了 Yeah, he must have done by now.
这是什么？ Is this a stick-up?
- 你一定要做吗？ - 是 - Soyou must get that all the time, yeah? - Yeah.
又来了 Just got it again.
这是你的工作，还是小爱好？ So, is this yourjob, or a nice little hobbyyou've got foryourself?
干得不错 You're a lovely mover.
- 这是你的车吗？ - 是的 - This yourvan, yeah? - Yeah.
看上去不错 It's, like, uh, I don't know, top ofthe range.
很不赖 [ Chuckles ] Very nice.
- 你走这条路？ - 你要搭车吗？ - Areyou going up the road? - You want a lift?
- 可以吗？ - 可以 - [ Laughs ] That all rightwith ya? - Yeah.
不错 Cheers.
只不过我在这街上走了一晚了，知道吗？ It's just I been walkin' round the streets all night. You knowwhat I mean?
脚都走麻了 These fuckin' feet are on their last legs, I'm tellin' ya.
- 你一晚上挣多少钱？ - 不关你的事！ - So, how much doyou earn for doin' this? - It's none ofyour fuckin' business.
我的意思是，挣得还可以吧？ I mean, is the pay as substantial as, say, the wages ofsin?
明白吗？ Know what I mean? You with me?
听着，我可以帮你忙吗？ Listen, captain, is it all right ifl have a go at doing this, yeah?
哦，太好了！ Oh! God loveya.
做这种糊浆糊的事情需要很多年的 Or does it take, like, thousands ofyears ofstate-subsidized government training...
政府补贴的职业训练吗？ to do this clobber, yeah?
必须涂上好多好多这种工业涂料 You gotta slap on, like, copious quantities ofthe old industrial sputum there.
请原谅 Beg your pardon.
这真是个极好的职业机遇，明白吗？ It's a wonderful career opportunity for me. You know what I mean?
- 我可要好好玩一玩 - 推一下 - I'm gonna play the joker on this one. - Shift -
- 很好 - 啊！ - 他妈的推上去！ - Verywell - Aah! - Shift out ofthe fucking way.
不，我喜欢劳蕾尔和哈代 虽然很明显他们不是真实生活中的 No, I like Laurel and Hardy, although apparently they didn't get on in real life.
有一个幻想破灭了 Another illusion shattered.
很抱歉，只是我对墙太熟悉了 Sorry about that, pal. It's just, I've had a lot ofbad experience with walls, you know...
和它们说话，爬它们 what with talking to them and climbing them.
我爸爸那时候也这样，你知道吗？ Me dad's driven me up a good few in his time. You know what I mean?
但我有一个秘密，很漂亮的小秘密 But I think I've got a secret - a saucy little secret.
这个非凡的秘密就是，你必须... The solipsistic, sagacious little secret is just, you got -you just gotta...
必须把头往上面撞 bang your fuckin' head against 'em.
撞爆头皮，懂吗？ Just crack the old pate - Areyou with me?
明白了？就这样 这是灵感的源泉 Haveyou got it? And that's it. That is the key to enlightenment, which is -
就象，文明的演进 It's, like, that's why - that's why it's, like, such a potent motif of civilization.
这是墙，就象中国的长城 It's the wall - It's like the Great Wall ofChina...
就象耶路撒冷的哭墙、柏林墙 and thewall ofJericho and the Berlin Wall and thewailing wall.
你看，犹太人，他们基本上明白了 Now, you see, theJews, they've almost got it, haven't they?
你看，只差六英寸了，他们差不多明白了 A real rockin' and that, you know. Just six inches away and they'll be there.
就象比赛，他们已经赢了！他们会的，知道吗？ They'd have won the fucking race. They'll be there. Are you with me?
这是什么？你在做什么？ 取消！ What is all this, anyway? What are you doin'? Cancel everything.
刚开始的时候只有文字，那文字就是“取消” In the beginning was the word, and the word was "canceled."
你满意了？你觉得做出了贡献？ You get satisfaction out ofthis? You thinkyou're making a contribution?
你就象一种公众传播的虚无 You're, like, sort of publicly promulgating vacuities.
明白吗？我操！ Areyou with me? Fuckin' hell!
够了！面无表情吧！ That's it! Blank it all out!
面无表情吧，你这愚蠢冷漠的呆子！ Blank it all out till you just atrophy and die offuckin' indifference!
我可以给你看点东西吗？你的腿上面是什么？ Can I showyou something, pal? You see that at the top ofyour legs?
是你的屁股，你的肘子！ That's your ass, right, and that's your fuckin' elbow. Doyou wanna write it down or -
嗷！ [ Groaning ] Oh!
我操！嗷！ [ Mutters ] Fuck. Ow.
这是干吗？你以为你是谁？ Who's that supposed to be? Me dad?
你想看吗？我的骨头都要断了 [ Coughs ] You wanna watch that, mate. I've got a dicky sacrum here.
妈的！ Shit.
你可以回来吗？ F- [ Coughs ] Uh, can you, uh, come back here?
我让你难受了？ Uh, did I upsetya?
伙计！ Mate!
我的包在那里！ You got me bag!
你！操！ You've got - Fuck!
操！ Fuck!
好了，我如果要叫有谁介意吗？ All right, listen. Does anybody mind ifl scream here?
可以吗？因为我会觉得好受点，不会太久的 Is that okaywith you all? 'Cause I'd feel better for it. It won't take long.
操！ Fuck.
是谁？ - Who's that? - [ Laughing ]
我们去 Let's get him.
走吧，操！ Let's go. Fuck.
来吧！ Let's do it.
是谁？ Who's that?
哦，天哪！ - [ Grunts, Panting ] - Oh,Jesus.
你怎么了？ - [ Grunting Continues ] - What's been happening toya?
可以闭嘴吗，天哪！ [ Whispering ] Will you shut up, for God's sake.
- 哦！ - 对不起，对不起 - Oww! - I'm sorry! I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
给我根烟 Just give us a fag.
妈的 Fucking comedian.
不是我的错 It's not my fault.
什么不是你的错？ What's notyour fault?
- 你去哪？ - 我只是想上床睡觉 - Where areyou going? - I justwant to go to bed.
安静点好吗？ [Whispering ] Will you be quiet!
- 我走回来的 - 从哪里？ - I fuckin' walked here. - Where from?
从哪里？ - Which way? - Um - I'm gon -
我要不舒服了 I'm gonna be sick.
妈的！他怎么了？ Fuckin' hell. What's happened to him?
不知道 Don't know.
- Johnny，你还好吗，Johnny？ - 滚开！ -Johnny. Are you all right,Johnny? - Get off!.
嘘！ Shh!
- 他还在这？ - 我不知道 - [ Whispering ] Is he still here? - [ Whispering ] I don't know.
- 好了，最好把他弄到床上去 - 好的 - Right. We'd better get him into bed. - Yeah.
- 你拖那一头，我拖这头 - 好，不要推我，好吗？ - You take that end, I'll take this end. - Okay. Don't push me, right?
我没有 I'm not pushin' ya.
- 小心，他这腿不好 - 你要我怎么做？ - Careful. That's his bad leg. - Well, what doyou want me to do?
数到3 After three.
1，2，3 One, two, three.
我要走，我要走！ [ Groaning, Screaming ] I wanna go. I wanna go!
Johnny - [ Whimpering ] -Johnny -
Johnny! -Johnny! - [ Whimpering, Moaning ]
我知道 I know.
我知道你告诉我了 [ Panting ] I knowyou told me.
我不是她，我还是湿的！ And... I'm not her.eyet! I'm still wet.
她是什么意思？ What didshe mean?
为什么不是我兄弟？ Why not me brother?
会安静了吗？啊？ Will it be quiet now? Yeah?
可以走了吗？ Are we going?
操！妈的！ Oh, fuck. Shit.
- 这是谁？ - 没事的，他是我们的朋友 - Who's this? - It's all right. He's a friend of mine.
你朋友真了不起 [Jer.emy] What eXtr.aor.dinaryfr.iendsyou have.
- 他只有一只袜子 - 闭嘴！ - He's onlygot one sock on. -[Louise ] Shut up!
你看上去很紧张，Sophie 需要按摩吗？ [Jer.emy] You seem a bit tense, Sophie. Wouldyou like a massage?
- 医生？ - 什么？ - [Johnny]A d-d-doctor. - - [Jer.emy] Par.don?
- 他是一生吗？ - 你真恶心，不是吗？ - Is he the doctor.? - You'r.e r.ather. disgusting, ar.en'tyou?
你没有哭吧，Louise？ You're not cryi ng, are you, Louise?
听着，你什么时候滚？ Oh, listen, when are you gonna fuck off?
和你无关对吧？ This has got nothing to do with you. Right?
不要！不！放手！ [ Sophie Screaming ] No! No! Stop!
放开我！ Leave me alone!
哦，我的腿！ Ow. Me leg.
你不知道 [Johnny] You don't know.
多可怜啊！ Aren't people pathetic?
好了，我要去睡觉了 Right. I'm going to beddy-byes.
如果有谁要和我一起，就到被子里来 If anyone wishes to join me, I'll be under the duvet.
- 你没事吧？ - 没事，你呢？ - [ Whispering ] Areyou all right? - [ Whispering ] Yeah. Areyou?
嗯 Yeah.
来吧，我来帮你 Come on. I'll giveyou a hand.
我没事，我走过来的 I'm all right. I walked here.
是这里吗？ Is it here?
是 Yeah.
- 谁？ - Clancy - Who's that? - Clancy.
我想是 I thought so.
- 我以前认识你吗？ - 认识 - I used to knowyou, didn't I? - Yeah.
带我回曼城 [Johnny] ~Take me back to Manchester ~
[ 歌词] [ Both ] ~When it's raining ~
我要硬了 I've got an hard-on.
这 What's -
你们 What areyou -
这是... This is, uh -
真恶心！ It's disgusting!
谁也不能... [Stammer.ing] Nobodyin my-
他是谁？ Who's he?
你还穿着鞋子！ Y-You've gotyour boots on it!
她是 She's -
她在干什么？ And what's this doing -
这个我可不能 [ Stammering ] This is something I can't -
我不能 I don't -
这不是 It's not -
我不需要这些，谎言！ I just don't need all this... [ Stammers ] palaver.
妈的！ Oh, shit.
Jeremy是谁？ Okay, who's Jeremy?
- 谁是Jeremy？ - 你什么意思？ - Who's Jeremy? - What do you mean?
Sandra，真令人惊喜！ Sandra. What a nice surprise.
你在这里干什么？ What are you doing here?
- 津巴布韦好吗？ - 让开 - How was Zimbabwe? - Shift!
- 早安，Louise - Jeremy在哪里？ - Good morning, Louise. - Where's Jeremy?
- 谁是Jeremy？ - 这些是Jeremy的 - Who's Jeremy? - These are Jeremy's.
- 那是Sebastian的 - 不，你看 - That's Sebastian's. - No, look.
“Jeremy Smart”“Jeremy Smart” “Jeremy Smart” "Jeremy Smart." "Jeremy Smart." "Jeremy G. Smart."
我从来没听说过他 - Well, I've never heard ofhim. - [ Giggles ]
Sebastian，谁？ Sebastian, who -
你是 Jeremy G. Smart吗？ Areyou Jeremy G. Smart?
是吗？ Ar.eyou?
Johnny，Johnny，醒醒 Johnny.Johnny, wake up.
- 不要管他 - 他妈的，Sophie - Leave him. - Oh, for fuck's sake, Sophie.
- Sandra回来了 - 今天星期几？ - Sandra's back. - What day is it?
- 星期五 - 他妈的！ - It's Friday. - Oh, fuck this.
- 看他的眼睛 - 天哪！ - Look at his eye. - Christ.
他可以睡在我的房间 - 哦，天哪！ He can lie down in my room - Oh, God!
你在干什么？他没有伤害谁 What areyou doing? He's not harming anyone.
- 你没看到她的样子，Johnny! - 我在这里，Johnny - Haveyou seen the state ofher? Johnny! - I'm here,Johnny.
早安，各位！ Morning, everyone!
我实际上希望有个解释，因为... I would actually like to have some kind of explanation for all this because -
- 有趣吗？ - 你可以穿上这个吗？ - Having fun? - Can you put these on, please?
Sophie和我昨天下午在你床上干了一通 Sophie and I had a fuck on your bed yesterday afternoon, Sandra.
- 哦，上帝！ - 你只是... - [ Sophie ] Oh, God. - You are just...
- 她很不错，我必须说 - 杂种！ -She was verygood, I mustsay. - filth!
- 不过和你没得比 - 你撒谎！ - Not as good as you though. - You lying -
- 恶心！ - 我们下次必须再做做 - Nastiness! - We must do it again sometime.
你可以... Will you -
你怎么能... How can you -
这一切 Everything -
我受不了了 I can't cope with this.
给你5分钟 [Sandr.a ] You've got five minutes.
5分钟，你必须拿着东西，赶快滚！ Five minutes to getyour.things on and get the hell ou -
我如果是你，就不会这么操心 [Jer.emy] I shouldn't wor.ry about it so much ifl wer.e you.
Sandra，你忘了自己有个多美的屁股 I 'd forgotten what a beautiful bottom you've got, Sandra.
2分钟 - Two minutes. - [ Snickers, Giggles ]
好美的胸脯！ Marvelous tits.
Sandra，我很抱歉 没想到你会回来的 Listen, Sandra, I'm really sorry. We weren't expecting you back.
我不过是，为什么？ I fail to -Why -
恶心死了 I-It's a pig sty! It's -
- 我知道，我只是还没收拾 - 太显然了 - I know. It just got out ofhand. - Obviously!
- 那边是谁？ - 我的朋友 - A-And what's all that? - He's a friend of mine.
- 我可以做点茶吗？ - 我不要，我不想要 - Can I makeyou a cup oftea? - I don't want tea. I don't want -
我只是要，我的旅行... I just want - Myjourneywas -
- 他不太好！ - 他怎么了？ - He's not verywell! - What's the matterwith him?
他脸上有个鸡蛋大的肿块，醒不来 He's got a lump on his face the size ofa boiled egg, and hewon'twake up.
- 是他做的吗？ - 谁？ - Did he do this? - Who?
- Sebasti - Jeremy! - 你从来没有警告过我关于他，不是吗？ - Sebasti -Jeremy! - You neverwarned me about him, did ya?
- 你在说什么？ - 让他拿着钥匙 - What areyou talking about? - Fucking letting himselfin with the keys.
- 混蛋！ - 我没有！ - Bastard! - I don't -
好吧，把他的鞋脱掉 Right. Let's get this shoe off.
你有没有在做爱之后吃过熏三文鱼，Louise？ Haveyou ever had smoked salmon after making love, Louise?
- 不喜欢熏三文鱼 - 我想你应该试试 - Don't like smoked salmon. - I thinkyou should try it.
很美味的！ It's ratherwonderful.
你可以拉开裤链吗，Sebastian？ Will you undoyour fly, Sebastian?
你想吗？ Would you like me to?
是的 Honest.
你想我把你的鸡鸡切掉，插到你屁眼里去吗？ Oh, doyou notwant me to sliceyour prick off and shove it upyour ass?
混蛋！ Maggot-dick.
- 可以把枕头递给我吗？ - 给你 - Could you pass me that pillow, please? - Here you go.
- 我不能动，Sandra - 一点用都没有 - I can't move, Sandra. - You are worse than useless.
你还好吗？ - [Johnny Groans ] - You all right?
- 你不觉得它断了吧？ - 没有，他还可以动 - You don't think it's broken, doya? - No, he can move it.
- 你可以的，对吧？ - 我为什么要这么做？ - You can do that, can'tyou? - Whywould I want to do that?
根本不要想...在我的房间里，Sophie！ Don't even - Not in my room, Sophie!
- 我要烟 - 我不在乎 - I need a fag. - I don't care.
- 给我拿着 - 不要这样，好吗？ - Cop hold ofthat. - Oh,just don't start, right?
你们这些女孩子选择这样生活 真是令我费解 It really is beyond me the wayyou girls choose to liveyour lives.
我真是不知所措 My mind just... boggles.
他又要睡觉了 - He's gone back to sleep. - [Door.Slams ]
是前门吗？ Was that the front door?
- 他走了 - 谢天谢地！ - He's gone. - Thank God.
慢点，Johnny [ Louise ] Go slowly,Johnny.
现在，你们两个要做的是 Now, whatyou two must do...
把他带到收容处，保证在他回家 以前有人照顾 is take this one to Casualty and make sure he gets himselflooked at before he goes home.
- 我要吐了 - 是吗？ - Gonna be sick. - Areyou?
- 带他去洗手间 - 好了，好了。我们不要... - Get him into the bathroom. - All r.ight!All r.ight! Let's not -
稍等一下，对 Just a minute. That's it.
坚持一下 -[Johnny Gr.oans ] - Make it steady.
好了，好了 - [Louise ] Her.eyou ar.e. - [Sandr.a ] Okay.
在我的胡子里 I t's in me tash.
你会剃了的 You wanna get it cut.
在你嘴里 It's in your mouth.
你最近洗过澡吗？ [Louise ] Haveyou had a bath lately?
- 昨天洗过！ - 好像！ - I had oneyester.day. -As if!
- 真的！ - 你去哪里了，Johnny？ - I did. - Where have you been,Johnny?
美丽的地方，多管闲事！ Down the Via De La Rosa. Don't be nosy.
- 你不要去做是吗？ - 我要迟到了 - You not going to wor.k? - I'm late.
- 你会被炒鱿鱼的 - 是的 - Ah. You'll get the sack. - Yeah.
没事，你可以把所有的麻烦都装起来 It's all r.ight. You can put allyour. tr.oubles in it.
- 我丢了我的包 - 是啊，注意到了。在哪里？ - Hey, I lost me bag. - Yeah, I noticed. Wher.e is it?
- 不知道，丢了 - 有值钱的东西吗？ - I don't know. I t's lost. - Any valuables?
有，有我搜集的木偶 Yeah, it's got me collection of famous retired glove puppets in there.
就这样，没有了 That's it. All gone.
你被抢了？ Did you get it nicked?
可以息了它吗？ - Would you put that out? - [ Vacuum Cleaner.Running]
我还没有刷牙 I haven't cleaned me teeth yet.
你不能就把它们放到杯子或什么里吗？ Could you not just put 'em in a glass or something, no?
我记得你买这些短裤的时候 I remember when you bought these shorts.
我警告过你的 I warned you about 'em then.
是啊 Yeah, well...
- 我只是买了气你的 - 成功！ - I only got 'em to piss you off. - Mission accomplished.
- 他还好吧？ - 嗯 - Is he all right? - Yeah.
这是什么？激动人心的体育比赛吗？ 一百米呕吐？ What, is this a spectator sport or something? The hundred-metervomit?
Sophie，你介意我和Johnny单独谈一下吗？ Sophie, doyou mind ifl have a word with Johnny on me own?
你想单独和Louise谈谈吗？ Doyou want a word with Louise on your own?
- 你在说反话吗？ - 不是 - Areyou being sarcastic? - No.
那好，按她说的做 Well, do as you're told.
好吧 Right.
这些钱是谁的？380镑 Whose is all this money? Three hundred and eighty pounds.
真不应该就放在那里的！ It really oughtn't to be left laying, waiting for -
- 那是谁的？ - 不知道 - Whose is all that? - Don't know.
谁在你脸上打了乒乓球？ Who's been playing ping-pong with your face?
老天在我脸上摔了一跤 Sky fell in on me.
一朵云绊了我一跤 A cloud caught me across the cheek.
- 你为什么要来伦敦？ - 来跑马拉松 - So, why did you come to London? - Come to run in the marathon.
你可以认真回答我吗？ Will you give me a straight answer, please?
我必须离开曼城，因为我要被打的 Well, I had to get out of Manchester 'cause I was gonna get a beating...
我来这里，还是被打了 and I come down here and, uh... get a beating.
- 你自找的？ - 不是 - Wereyou asking for it? - No.
我没有，他们不知道从哪里冒出来的 I wasn't. Theyjust come out of nowhere.
- 真的？ - 真的 - Honest? - Yeah.
- 你准备怎么办？ - 你准备怎么办？ - So, what you gonna do? - What you gonna do?
你准备怎么办？ What are you gonna do?
不知道，也许回家一个周末 Don't know. Might go home for the weekend.
没有地方象这里的 Well, ther.e's no place like it.
也许不回来了 Might not come back.
你会回来吗？ Ar.eyou going back?
不好吗？ Is that nice?
- 是啊 - “臀部”又变得好玩了（双关语） - Yeah. - I'm puttin' the "fun" back in fundament.
你呢？ Are ya?
- 我终要回去的，不是吗？ - 我们怎么办？ - Well, I'll have to go back sometime, won't I? - And what about us?
我们怎么办？ What about us?
- 你恨我吗？ - 去你的 - Doya hate me? - Fuck off.
我妈妈生我的时候，比你小7岁 My mum was seven years younger than you when she had me.
- 不要 - 什么？ - Don't. - What? -Just -
- 是真的 - Well, she was. - [ Sighs ]
- 我很烂，是吧？ - 有的时候 - I'm full of shit, aren't I? - Sometimes.
- 我现在认清了 - 哦，好啊 - Well, I've hadit allkickedout ofme now. - Oh. Good.
如果上帝只是觉得好玩才创造出我们呢？ What ifGod just put us here for his own entertainment?
我们就是这样，博他一笑罢了 That's all we are -just something for him to have a bit of a laugh at.
也许，也许不 Couldbe, couldn't it...
如果你认为呢？ ifyou think about it?
给我你的右手 Give us your right hand.
反过来 The otherway up.
这是什么？ - [ Squeaks ] - What's that?
- 很有意思 - 你真蠢 - That's funny to me. - You're daft, you.
厕所幽默 It's, uh, toilet humor.
抱一抱我好吗，Johnny？ Will you give me a cuddle,Johnny?
好 Yeah.
怎么了？ [Sandr.a ] What's the matter.?
可以告诉我吗？ - Canyou not tell me? -[Sobbing Continues ]
如果没有人告诉我怎么回事，我怎么能... [ Sandr.a ] Ifno one tells me what's going on, then how am I supposed to -
我不明白，Johnny [ Sobbi ng ] I don't understand, J ohnny!
- 赞比亚怎么样？ - 只是津巴布韦！ - How was Zambia? - [ Shouting ] It was Zimbabwe!
我和该死的男朋友，前男友去的 I went to Zimbabwe with mywanker boyfriend - my ex -
我做错了什么？ [ Sophie ] What did I do wrong?
你看到大动物了？ Did you see any big animals?
是的，大象，犀牛，斑马，狮子和秃鹰 Yes! We saw elephants and rhinos and zebras and lions and vultures.
- 你见到猴子了吗？ - 见到很多 - Did you see any monkeys? - We saw many monkeys.
它们可爱吗？ - Were they cheeky? - [ Sophie Moaning ]
这对我不好吧，看我现在的状况 It's not good for me, is it, all this, in my condition?
是的，是不好 对我不好，对你也不好 Well, yes - No -Yes - [ Stammering ] It's not good for me, it's not good foryou.
- 对我们都不好，废话 - 很抱歉我还活着！ - It's not good for any of us! It's utterly - - Oh, excuse me for living!
就这样了吗，Johnny？ Is - Is this it,Johnny?
就怎么样？ - [ Gasping ] - Is what it?
哦，天，我受不了了 [ Sobbing ] I can't bear it!
对，我走！ Right. I'm off!!
下车 [ Snickers ] Offyour trolley.
妈的，你这个混蛋，杂种！ Oh, don't fucking take the piss out of me, you bastard!
你不知道！ You don't know!
我只是想- 没有人可以- All I want - [ Stammers ] Nobody has any -
你可以就试试看吗？ [Sandr.a ] Canyoujustplease tryand-
- 我受够了！天哪！ - 是个噩梦！ - [Sophie ] I've had enough! Oh, God! - [Sandr.a ] This is a nightmar.e!
- 你就不能试着控制一下？ - 你去哪里？ - Ifyou could just try and pull yourself together - - Where you going?
- 我不知道！ - 你干吗不过来躺躺？ - I don't know! - Why don't you come and have a lie-down?
- 我不在乎！ - Sophie! - I don't care! - Sophie!
- 这是你的钥匙！ - 我不需要 - Here's the keys! - I don't want the keys.
- 我他妈的不需要！ - 我不是个社工！ - Well, I don't fucking want 'em! - I'm not a social worker!
Sophie Sophie.
不要做蠢事！ Don't be fucking stupid.
有什么用，Louise？ What's the point, Louise?
Sophie！ - [ Sobbing Continues ] - Sophie!
对不起 I'm sorry.
Johnny Johnny.
你还好吗？ You all right?
- 嗯？ - 我要走了 - Mmm? - I'm going.
- 去哪里？ - 上班的地方，给他们假条 - Where? - Work, to hand me notice in.
然后回来收拾箱子 我要回家 Then I'm coming back here and packing me bags and I'm going home.
- 你想来吗？ - 今天？ - Doyou want to come? - Today?
- 是啊 - 真的？ - Yeah. - You serious?
- 真的 - 怎么回去？ - Yeah. - How?
坐汽车 Bus.
- 你有钱吗？ - 有 - Well, have you got enough dough? - Yeah.
- 因为我什么钱都没有 - 我知道 -'Cause I've not got nothin'. - I know.
你觉得你行吗？ Doyou thinkyou can make it?
不知道 Don't know.
如果不行，可以等到明天 Well, ifyou can't, we can stay here till tomorrow.
待会儿见 I'll seeyou later.
可以留点烟给我做癌症研究吗？ Uh, can you leave us a few fags for cancer research?
又来了 Here areyour sh -
我本来希望空气可以... I was actuallyhoping that the air. could-
这些我们拿着怎么办？ What are we gonna do about all this?
我不知道，Sandra I don't know, Sandra.
过几个钟头见 Look, I'll see you in a couple ofhours.
- 好的 - 你会回来吗？ - Fine. - Uh, you will come back?
当然会的 Yeah. Of course I will.
- 因为我需要 - 你会没事的吧？ - Because I need - - You'll be all right, won'tya?
- 你会没事的，对吗？ - 我要去打扫洗手间 - Will I be all right, love? - I'm gonna get the bath cleaned.
你明知道会有什么后果 Youallknow what it does toyou...
还要这么做，那就抽吧 and yetyou still insist on doing it, so do it.
抽到... Smokeyourselfto...
鸟也是，蜜蜂也是 Well, birds do it, bees do it.
上天堂 high heaven.
可以告诉我点事吗？ Canyou tell me something, love?
是不是新生儿都有毛？ Is it true that some babies are born covered in fur?
抬起来 - Up. - [ Grunts ]
谢谢 Thankyou.
出生的时候，切断脐带 And you know, at birth, when you cut the umbilical cord...
如果不切，会怎么样呢？ what wouldhappen if, uh - well, ifit was never. cut?
我不需要这个 I don't need this. I just -
会很尴尬是吧？特别象我这么大 Well, it'd be embarrassing, wouldn't it? Especially at my age.
为什么你一定要让我讨厌？ Why do you feel the need to take the piss?
我没有 I'm not taking a piss.
- 这很不错，从哪儿来的？ - 不知道 - It's nice, that. Where is it from? - I don't know.
我爸爸... It's something my dad -
你看，Sophie刚刚转向墙壁 Now,yousee, Sophie just tur.ned that to the wall.
因为她对事物的否定态度 和坏脾气 She's got this kind of irritating proclivity for negation.
假设她认为一切都在进步什么的 Suppose she thinks it's pr.ogr.essive or.something.
- 你有什么问题？ - 没有，你有什么问题？ - What is your problem? - Nothing. What's your problem?
所有这些愚蠢的问题 All these silly questions and -
我从来没遇到过护士，我只是感兴趣 Well, look, I've never met a nurse before, and I'm just interested in, uh -well, in life.
你觉得它值得保留吗？ I mean, doyou think it's worth savin'?
我当然觉得 Of course I do!
但是要讲时间和地点 But there is a time and a place...
实际上，不是时间 and, actually, this isn't the time or.-
- 地点？ - 不！ - The place? - No.
是我... And this is where I -
- 生活过的地方？ - 是！ - Live? - Yes!
我不觉得非常... And I'm not feeling very -
- 性感？ - 舒适 - Sexy? - Comfortable, actually.
我不觉得非常舒适 I'm not feeling very comfortable.
那就弄得舒服点 Well, makeyourself comfortable, love, or slip into something more [ Mouths Word ].
我的洗手间 My bath - [ Stammers ]
热吐司，热牛奶，热水，床和睡眠 Hot toast, hot milk, hot water bottle, bed, sleep.
- 你喜欢我吗？ - 我不认识你 - Doyou like me? - I don't knowyou.
- 所以 - 你觉得我有魅力吗？ - So - - Doyou findme attr.active?
听着，我觉得你有魅力 Well, listen, love, it's like this - I find you attractive.
- 非常有魅力 - 够了！ - Very attractive. - Enough.
我受够了 I've had enough.
四面八方向我袭来 It comes at me from all angles.
你，你这个人... Y-You - All ofyou just -
就象，就象... I-It's the tin lids - [ Stammers ]
什么时候，怎么样这个世界才会 When - How will the world ever-
- 消失？ - 是的！ - End? - Yes!
[ Sighs ]
“赤裸” -=结束=-
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